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Post by kempff on May 2, 2008 23:27:09 GMT -5
Do you consider a phone making out? Or a video screen?
Did you have any children, notably female? Would they supplement?
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Post by Heroic Bilby on May 2, 2008 23:38:27 GMT -5
I.... can't believe... you just said that.
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Post by ophelia on May 2, 2008 23:53:25 GMT -5
Holy fudge.
Haven't you two love birds ever heard of a preenup?! (probably spelled horribly incorrectly...)
Anyway...welcome Iris....>.>;;;
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Post by Iris|Kairi on May 3, 2008 2:10:24 GMT -5
I didn't want the divorce....KEM-KEM. STOP LYING! -ignores other disturbing statements made in my lovely hello thread with wondrous bliss ability while ripping up those fake KEM-char papers-
I like fudge...but fudge with holes in it? O.o Such strange things..I wonder why anyone would put holes in it.
Thanks for the welcome, Ophi! -glomps-
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Post by Akito on May 3, 2008 3:02:55 GMT -5
Thank God, I wasn't sure how to reply to that.
That's right, I don't want to divorce Iris until AFTER I squeeze her for all she's got.
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Post by kempff on May 3, 2008 10:35:19 GMT -5
*Holds up reports*
From these bank statements, medical records, and tax files it seems as though you've already squeezed everything from her you can get. Unless you meant killing her, which in that case I have this lovely garrote.....
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Post by Iris|Kairi on May 3, 2008 22:31:07 GMT -5
You can never squeeze all the warmth and love I have out of me! =D It is a fountain that never runs dry... <3
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