When Heroes Fall...

[Heroic Bilby]

Apr 29, 2008 4:59:43 GMT -5 Akito said:

What happened to you, man? You've changed. You use to be cool.

It's the new haircut isn't it?

[Iris|Kairi]

-defends Bilby like the good little side-kick that I am-

He's still cool! D:< He just followed those darn cookies to the darkside. *nod nod*

[ophelia]

Excuuuuse me. Something dreadfully wrong is goin' on round here. A villainous Bibly?!

Now darlin', if you're goin' to swing to a new tune, don't bust up the rest of party. You're hangin' with the Fat-Cats-in-Black now. Don't go spoiling our good name before you've even started. Enchante and all that jazz, but the words "heroic" and "villain" should never be squashed into the same sentence. Anti-antagonists are always excluded from the best parties. A Murderous Belle, like myself, would be quite distainful.

(Oh and i haven't seen y'all around in a while! How've you been?)

[Heroic Bilby]

Ah, my very first new FM "Bibly". I mark this date as a special occasion.

Think of it this way Ophelia: If ever you are about to be caught or killed by heroes I shall come and rescue you heroically.... but then we can go do evil stuff together. XD

[Iris|Kairi]

Will you rescue her if she's already dead? >>

I would help of course. With the rescue. Cause...I'm the side-kick. It's what I do. xD

[bailee]

You know, Bilby, I'm still going to rely on you for rescue any time I'm in peril. I'll just have to make sure I have munny to bribe you for your services with.

Also, I'm so glad your on this forum. ^_^ You make things so much more fun.

[Heroic Bilby]

Flattery will get you free rescues. As a villain I now succumb to my ego. XD

(Doesn't mean I won't pick your pocket before we part ways though)

[bailee]

Can I start flattering you now and build up flattery points? Or am I going to have to think up some blatant flattery on the spot? Not that it will be hard or anything, I mean come on, it's sooo easy to find things to compliment you on. It must be criminal, looking that good Bilby. ^_~

[Heroic Bilby]

I hope it is. That would sure help me in my transition from heroism to villainy.

[bailee]

Taking marks against your reputation wherever you can get them? It's going to be hard knocking down a reputation you've built so far up. I'd be happy to help out if you want, you villianus son of a monkey, you killed my pet ostrich! Badass was such a young ostrich! So much to live for! All he did was look at you the wrong way! He couldn't help it! Your too freekin' good looking!

Was it have to go so far as to tie his neck in a knot? Leaving him naked? Was the jello really necessary? You just went too far!!! You evil evil man!

[Heroic Bilby]

No the jello wasn't necessary.... but it made him far more delicious.

[bailee]

You see Bilby, you have the sarcasm and abrasive humor necessary to make a great villain! Also, your so practiced being a hero, that all you need to do to be a villain is think 'now what would I normally do' and then do the opposite. Your golden!