I WISH!!!!

[windy]

Granted, but slowly the electromagnetic waves begin to manipulate you.

-Twilight Zone music-

I wish I could get this bad taste out of my mouth.

[Heroic Bilby]

Granted. You now have an entirely different but just as bad taste stuck in your mouth... forever.

I wish I had the power of super speed!

[lysander]

Granted. Unfortunately your limbs are rendered useless your first time trying it. It's okay though, because you're not totally paralyzed. You can still move your tongue and a few muscles in your face.

I wish for a medium-sized rock.

[windy]

^ Granted. It falls from space onto your head. Have fun being in a coma.

I wish I had a swiss army knife.

[donald2]

Granted, but, it is made of cotton >.>

I wish I had the stuff to make a Sly Cooper video with.

[windy]

^ Granted. All the stuff magically appears in your intestines. >>

I wish my little sister didn't fill the house with smoke every time she cooks...

[donald2]

Granted, instead, she picks up smoking and fills it up like that.

I wish Windy wouldnt kill me everytime I made a wish >.>

[windy]

Granted. Windy changes her name to Bob. Bob kills you every time you make a wish.

I wish I had a ribbon. >>

[donald2]

Granted, I strangle you with it.

I wish I was bored.

[windy]

Granted. Now you're bored. A crappy wish is its own punishment. >>;

I wish I could dig tunnels like a mole.

[donald2]

Granted, but they are so small you cant fit through them.

I wish I could run around like Sonic the hedgehog and NOT get hurt.

[xero]

Granted, but the government puts you in an unbreakable hamster wheel and makes you generate tons of electricity.

I wish I could come back to life as I am now every time I die.

[Violinist]

Granted, but you never get an afterlife.

I wish for omnipotency.

[donald2]

Granted, so we just stick you in a random room and leave you there, never permitted to leave. EVER.

[windy]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of nothing.

I wish I had lots of munny.