I WISH!!!!

[donald2]

Granted, but, then nobody responds to it afterwards...

I wish the plot would hurry the fuck up!

[windy]

Granted, but the plot revolves around care bears.

I wish I could write faster.

[donald2]

..Granted, but, I kill you for the response to my last wish.

I wish I wasn't a ghost...

[windy]

Granted. You're now a zombie.

I wish my drawings could come to life. Especially my giant worm. >>

[zerozx]

Granted. But they all turn on you and kill you, eventually destroying the Earth.. thanks a lot >.> lol

I wish I could be the main protagonist of an incredible Anime.

[angelous]

granted, but because of this, you never really existed.

I wish to run evil plot number 42

[IV. Vexen]

Granted. You run it off a cliff, and never get the chance to open it and see just what it is so as to put it into effect.

I wish for nothing bad to ever ever happen to me so long as I'm alive. Including death.

[angelous]

wish granted, however too many good things happen to you that you question your existence.

I wish to be frozen by Vexen

[IV. Vexen]

Erm... granted. You die.

I wish for sanity.

[Homac]

Granted, too bad everyone else is insane.

I wish the game I want would get here from gamefly already.

[angelous]

granted, but it turns out you now owe them 1000 dollars

I wish to eat a cheeseburger

[Homac]

Granted. Too bad you are in Soviet Russia, where cheeseburger eat you!

I wish that I had a job.

[angelous]

granted, but it's eating anything on the streets and sidwalks that smells

I wish for someone other than a cheeseburger to post after me XD

[Homac]

Granted, but I'm changing it back tomorrow.

I wish the Forgotten Dreams polt would get started.

[angelous]

granted but now it won't ever end

I wish for homac to be a cheeseburger again