I WISH!!!!

[Homac]

Granted. You get _____, but it _____s you.


I wish there was a bigger range of smilies.

[angelous]

granted, but they replace the current ones with mean ones and they all get used on you.

I wish I was insane.

[r]

Granted, but you're turned into a human pancake while playing in traffic.

I wish to be the soon to be more famous, previously unknown 3rd Super Mario Brother.

[Shinta ♥]

Granted. But your brothers curb stomp you to death upon hearing the news that your more famous than them.

I wish for love and peace <3

[angelous]

granted, unfortunately those who hate this sort of thing hunt you down, and eat your toenails.

I wish for someone to finish this next sentence

Final Mix is the best _______________________________.

[r]

Granted. "Final Mix is the best Granted Wish." However, those formerly empty blanks have replaced your own dialect, forcing you to only speak in blanks from now on.

I wish my threads would move!

[angelous]

granted, now you can't find them.

I wish I had photoshop

[Homac]

Granted. You have, it, but it corrupted your computer.

I wish that the audition I took would get through.

[Kashew]

Granted but you were denied the role.

I wish I could get out of summer school.

[lysander]

Granted. Now you're in Autumn School.

I wish I had the heart of a little boy.

In a Jar.

On my dresser.

[nascent]

Granted, but the rest of his body became a zombie and is currently climbing in through your bedroom window.

I wish Final Mix had a few more active members...

[Homac]

granted. They only post in the OOC boards though.

I wish that I wouldn't get sunburned.

[angelous]

Granted, but for some reason or another, someone sets you on fire.

I wish Homac would get rid of that avatar.

[Homac]

granted, but it's replaced by one that's exactly the same.

I wish people would stop trying to mess up my avatar.

[lysander]

Granted. Now they're succeeding in messing up your avatar.

I wish to gouge out Thomas's eyes.