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Post by Beaver Dude on Jun 21, 2009 0:28:27 GMT -5
Granted. Welcome to a truly horrendous acid trip!
...or maybe Hell. It's kind of hard to tell.
I wish for immortality in my own immortal, ageless flesh thankee very much.
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Post by Ryu-star! on Jun 25, 2009 0:14:20 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up being the only human left alive. Well... you and Madonna, but she doesn't really count.
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Post by High's .Valentine. on Jun 25, 2009 0:27:36 GMT -5
Granted! Or so you thought...in the end, it just turned out that someone stuck a cardboard horn on top of a baby whale. But for awhile, you had a unicorn whale all to yourself! =D
I wish I had a little Cid doll all to myself. :3
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Post by Ryu-star! on Jun 25, 2009 0:29:59 GMT -5
Granted, but the doll is evil. Like... really evil. It strangles you in your sleep, but you die with the doll around your neck. D'awwwwwwwww.
I wish I had a machine gun that fires cows! |
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Post by lysander on Jun 25, 2009 0:34:00 GMT -5
Granted! Now you can fire cows with rapid speed! Unfortunately, the cows are very upset with losing their jobs, and make your life exceedingly difficult. It is not uncommon for your milk to taste like onions, your house to be trampled to the ground, or to acquire any number of beef related diseases.
I wish had a regular, ordinary pair of slightly used but not-too-worn, plain white tennis shoes.
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Post by LEO LION on Jun 25, 2009 0:50:20 GMT -5
Granted, but they fall apart after a few days due to a flaw in the stitching.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Post by xxnekoxx on Jun 25, 2009 6:50:33 GMT -5
Granted, but a robber breaks in your house and when you try to stop him he stabs you 10 times. You die very slowly. ^^ nighty night.
I wish I had a kitten.
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Post by Ryu-star! on Jun 25, 2009 7:10:35 GMT -5
Granted, but Iris steals it to put in her bag of kittens that she uses to beat inactive people and noobs. I hope you're happy, accomplice of kitty-abuse. ^.^.
I wish I had that boom boom pow. |
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Post by Kashew on Jul 6, 2009 13:21:51 GMT -5
Granted, you have two shots in the chest, and one a broken jaw from the butt of a gun.
I wish I could time travel.
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Post by stray on Jul 6, 2009 13:54:20 GMT -5
Granted. You go back in time and become your own grandpa.
I wish I had a new couch.
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Post by Beaver Dude on Jul 6, 2009 16:40:47 GMT -5
Granted, except that it happens to be intangible to us petty humans.
I wish I could un-see the new Transformers movie. Gawd, that much racial stereotyping is just not cool. D:
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Post by nothito on Jul 6, 2009 22:50:27 GMT -5
Granted, but unfortunately you were foolish enough to see an even WORSE movie. Too bad you can't un-see that movie =D
I wish nobody would grant my wishes.
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Post by Kashew on Jul 8, 2009 14:36:04 GMT -5
Granted, but the nobody demanded a sacrifice for each wish...
Loophole baby!
I wish I could get my book finished and published...
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Post by Homac on Jul 8, 2009 14:43:52 GMT -5
Granted. Too bad no one reads it, and you lose tons of money.
I wish that I could find my creative muse again.
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Post by Rocket! on Jul 8, 2009 15:46:55 GMT -5
Granted. It's eating your homework.
I wish for a day that can only be described as good!
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I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao