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Post by angelous on Jun 12, 2008 10:21:57 GMT -5
granted, but you post even slower.
I wish for food.
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Post by Zero [Axel] on Jun 12, 2008 10:23:19 GMT -5
Granted. The world now moves in super slow motion. Walking one foot takes 5 days.
Granted, but you become morbidly obese and no girl will ever want you, not even the really fat ones.
I wish it was 65 degrees Farenhiet all year round where I live.
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Post by angelous on Jun 12, 2008 10:25:15 GMT -5
granted, but now you have people screaming about global warming.
I wish the war in iraq was over.
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Post by Zero [Axel] on Jun 12, 2008 10:27:05 GMT -5
Granted. The war has now come to America. WTG phag.
I wish I had x-ray vision to use on hawt chix.
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Post by ~/\The Dragon Writer/\~ on Jun 12, 2008 10:30:00 GMT -5
Granted, but due to genetic mutation, your ability only works on men.
I wish I was a dragon.
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Post by Zero [Axel] on Jun 12, 2008 10:33:28 GMT -5
Granted. However, you have been hunted to extinction by humans.
I wish I was a Pyromancer and fire couldn't hurt me.
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Post by angelous on Jun 12, 2008 10:33:56 GMT -5
granted, but now you are a little dragon that every 8 year old girl wants to cuddle.
I wish for someone to post something about someone other than me.
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Post by Zero [Axel] on Jun 12, 2008 10:35:26 GMT -5
Granted. Someone else said that they were going to assassinate you.
I wish I had a better minion...
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Post by angelous on Jun 12, 2008 10:38:20 GMT -5
granted, but now I'm no longer your minion.
I wish I was never picked on by Zero.
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Post by xxx on Jun 12, 2008 11:08:06 GMT -5
Granted, but in order for that to have happened you would have to be eaten.
I wish I was everything and everything was me and I was infinity and eternity.
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Post by angelous on Jun 12, 2008 11:10:00 GMT -5
granted, unfortunately that is in another dimension.
I wish for someone to tell me a good wish.
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Post by xxx on Jun 12, 2008 13:41:41 GMT -5
Granted, but you find out that that wish is that they want you destroyed.
I wish I could eat fries right now..
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Post by donald2 on Jun 12, 2008 13:44:03 GMT -5
Granted, but they're posioned.
I wish a real staff member was on!
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Post by Zero [Axel] on Jun 12, 2008 14:05:31 GMT -5
Granted. But I'm not doing anything right now
I wish a meteor destroyed the world tomorrow ^_^
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Post by donald2 on Jun 12, 2008 14:10:52 GMT -5
Granted, however, it hits the world of Mars instead, sending a small rock flying straight at your head. It hits you three years from now, and you die of a concussion.
I wish Zero would tell me if I had to put flight down as an ability for a dragon.
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