I WISH!!!!

[Zero [Axel]]

Wish Denied. I want you to suffer a little longer.

I wish that Mars rock hurdling toward my head was actually aimed at Asa.

[donald2]

Granted. I wont corrupt that wish, its just plain awesome.

I wish Zero would actually tell meh.

(No really, do I?)

[Zero [Axel]]

Wish granted. Look at the C-box.

I wish I had great artistic talent.

[donald2]

Granted, but you constantly draw male nudes, and a Homosexual Hater kills you using a kitten.

I wish I could've actually seen someone kill someone else with a kitten.

[Zero [Axel]]

Granted. That someone else happens to be you.

I wish I had 50,000 neutron bombs in my basement, ready to detonate in 59 seconds.

[donald2]

...Granted, but, your house is extremely reinforced at the walls with powerful magic, so when they explode, they only kill everything inside the house (including you.)

I wish that wishing was impossible.

[Zero [Axel]]

Wish Granted.

Thread Locked because Wishing is now impossible thus thread has no purpose.

[windy]

Sir, you didn't wish anything!

I wish Sir Zero had wished something for me to ruin...

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[angelous]

wish granted, but now zero has to do something in the final draft area of the character creation board.

I wish for 10 more wishes that can't go wrong.

[donald2]

Granted, however, everytime you wish to die.

I wish that I knew why pi was infinite.

[angelous]

wish granted, but 1 second after you knew, you forget everything else you've ever learned.

I wish for a coconut to hit Tilight on the head two months from yesterday.

[donald2]

Granted, however, Tilight is your new name, so, it hits you, and you die from a concussion.

I wish that Asa knew what the hell he was supposed to be doing in this game.

[angelous]

Wish granted but now you name is Asa and you get called a n00b by zero.

I wish I knew what I should do for my date tomorrow.

[Heroic Bilby]

Granted. You plan and prepare the most perfect date ever. Unfortunately she calls and cancels it for a family emergency an hour beforehand.

I wish I had more ice cream.

[Zero [Axel]]

Wish Granted. Take her out to dinner, make her pay, then leave, saying you'll call her but really have no intentions of calling her back.

Wish Granted. YOu get all the ice creme you could ever want, gaining tons of weight and you become renown as the Obese Canadian.

I wish Asa failed his date tomorrow.