I WISH!!!!

[angelous]

denied. I like her too much to ruin things.

I wish zero would quit being lazy and do some work for the site.

[windy]

Wish granted. But that doesn't stop your date from being Adolf Hitler. You get blitzkrieg'd.

Aaand, I just had to clean up another mess they made.

Second wish granted. Now you have to be a mod and wade through piles on nonsense. You eventually commit suicide.

I wish my relatives weren't visiting.

[angelous]

wish granted, however it turns out one of your relatives is out on a date with dick cheney.

I wish for more time before my date with taylor rae.

[windy]

Wish granted. She/he cancels and you get an infinite amount of time. You commit suicide again. >>

I wish Angy-kun would stop using this thread as an excuse to call attention to the fact that he has a date. xD

[Shane {Naminé}]

Granted but now you two are locked in a room together where he can brag about his date as much or little as he wants.

I wish I could have ice cream that doesn't melt.

[angelous]

granted but you are allergic to the flavor.

I wish that people would stop calling taylor a he, when HER middle name is rae.

[windy]

Granted, we stop calling her that. Unfortunately, she then turns out to be Adolf Hitler. You get blitzkrieg'd again. >>

And a guy could have the middle name 'Rae'.

I wish that I had something to write...

[Zero [Axel]]

Wish Denied. Your date IS a man.

I wish Asa's date really is a man.

[angelous]

denied. You get a sucker instead.

I wish for larxy to post a pic of herself up, and for windy to do so too.

[windy]

Wish granted. But it's Mr. T and when they become lovers, Angy asks him to burst into your shower and bark at you, causing you to have a cardiac arrest.

EDIT: Ara, ara, Angy. Quick today.

Alright, your wish is granted, but it turns out that I'm a gorgon, and you turn to stone upon seeing me.

I wish my life were more interesting. >>

[angelous]

denied. You can't get anymore interesting as you are a thief.

I wish windy woul've posted on time.

[windy]

Granted, but then I stop using punctuation, grammer, and spelling. Your bleed out from your eyes.

I wish Angy-kun appreciated the mantra of 'Quality over Quantity'.

[angelous]

denied. Its too overated, but you get a pat on the back and a hug.

I wish for a turkey leg you get at a carnival or fair.

[Renewed Gemini]

Granted, but it's undercooked and you are infected with worms.

I wish I didn't have to go to play practice tonight.

[windy]

Granted, but a charming thiefess comes along as you are eating it and trips you. You fall forward and the turkey leg becomes lodged in your throat and you choke, flailing and spraying spittle to and fro.

EDIT: Spent too much time envisioning choking Angy. >>

Wish granted. Play practice comes to you. You die when they try to build a stage on you.

I wish I wasn't bored all the time.