I WISH!!!!

[Heroic Bilby]

Granted, but now all their grammar is even more terrible from focusing on spelling.

I wish I could get the proper amount of sleep at nights.

[windy]

Granted, but now you pass out at seven o'clock sharp no matter what.

Stupid italian pastry typos...

I wish...I were an italian gangster. >>

[Akito]

Spell check over here does grammar as well =/ It's like how a cheese burger not only has cheese but also the bread, beef and those annoying pickles.

^Granted. I don't know how to mess that one up even worse than it already is.

I wish they'd just shut up and give me my damn A+.

[donald2]

^Granted, however, the grading scale has changed. A+ is the worst thing possible.

I wish that I would commit suicide. (Hah, fuck this one up, foos!)

[stray]

Granted. ... ... ... Only you reincarnate into a baby mouse, which is soon then fed to a pet snake.

I wish people would get back to killing each other in this thread like the rules state.

[donald2]

Granted, and I kill you.

I wish Larxy would post after me.

[stray]

Granted. She then glomps you and sends millions of volts of electricity into your fragile little body. =3

I wish... I had a banana and mayo sandwich.

[xxx]

Granted, but the banana turns out to be an alien in disguise, and the mayo its...excreted material >.> *barfs* xD

I wish planets, yes planets, could talk to us, as in speak xP

[stray]

Granted. They grow very big mouths to speak to you, but have no ears to know how loudly they talk. Their booming voices propel you into a black hole, and you are squished. ^.^

I wish... for a nap.

[donald2]

Granted, but your house sets on fire in your sleep, and you suffocate from the fumes.

I wish no one would post after me.

[xxx]

Granted, but you eventually fall into a coma and get hit by a bus and tumble into a manhole so deep that you fall into an ocean of magma.

Granted, but I turn out to be a void of nothingness attempting to return to the plain of 'existence', and as soon as I post my post I return, thus granting your wish but still leaving me in existence. >.>

I wish I had cool awesome supernatural powers ;0

[donald2]

granted, but you fly into a metal pole and die from a cuncussion.

I wish I understood Sleepy's last post.

[xxx]

Granted, but your brain's nerve cells explode due to high exposure to mass intelligence xD

I wish I could spawn positive emotions in other people.

[angelous]

granted as you have done that with me using that namine avatar you had as well as through your good looks, though you are now the most wanted person in the world, the CIA and every other federal agency in the world are hunting you down.

I wish my date tomorrow goes well.

[~/\The Dragon Writer/\~]

Granted, but your date transforms into Richard Simmons.

I wish Richard Simmons lived on the bottom of the ocean.