Post by Rocket! on Aug 6, 2009 17:18:03 GMT -5
username: rocketage
current canons: Stitch!, Agent P, IV. Vexen, Olette(WIP)
canon you're auditioning for: Madam Mim
media canon is from: Walt Disney's The Sword and the Stone
is the current canon taken?: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyno.
"Oh my." breathed the old hag as she peered down at the massive landscape before her. Hands on hips, the pink and purple clad woman jutted her wrinkled chin into the air.
And let loose a toothy grin.
So this is that "Hollow Bastion" that old bumbler Maleficent was jabbering on about, hmm?
It was a shadow of it's former self, obviously! She could smell the white magic pouring out of every brick of the houses that made of the tidy little town. This was no place fit for a witch of her standing! Not even a swamp nearby.
Revolting! she thought, gagging at the sight of it all. With a quick snap of her gnarled fingers, two brown and well used bags appeared in a flash, hovering patiently at each of the hag's sides.
"Boys, I think we ought to find ourselves a winter home." she said with a small chuckle. Tapping her fingers openly against each other plaintively, the wicked old witch squinted her green and yellow eyes at the clean little pillar of moral achievance.
She slammed her hands together. Oooh, this was just too good! "Why don't you two get on that while I start warming up to the locals!"
And so they did. Taking off, the two small brown bags flew across the town, scouring the city for a free house.
Meanwhile, the hagged witch fluffed out her skirt, prepping herself for the coming... tour of the city. A small guffaw for that one escaped her lips. Ooh, that was clever! Have to remember to write that one down later...
"Oookay, let's get started!" Cracking her knuckles with a quickly opened and closed palm, the marvelous, MAGNIFICENT, mad mad Madam Mim let loose a powerfully mad stream of pure energy into her system.
With a jolt, the hag shot up nearly twenty feet into the air. Scales rippled across her skin, taking their place and fitting into neat rows across her body, her bone structure shifted and twisted, as more reptilian body functions took hold and replaced the human ones. Claws emerged where fingernails were, and a large, suitable jaw expanded and stretched to the limit, popping far out of the witch's face.
A row of sharp jugulars gleamed in the morning sun.
And so the giant purple and pink dragon grinned. Guffawing at the sight of proper citizens running in terror, the hag shouted out at the population one small sentence...
...that would change daily life forever.
"Oh, Merrrrrrrrrlinnnnnnnnnnnnnn... come come, I haven't all day to play with you, you know!"
Radiant Garden would never be the same. For worse! Oh hoo!
I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao