A New Arrival.

[derek]

Sadly, I lack both the creativity and the patience to make this introduction exceptionally beautiful, as some of the other members have done before me. So, sadly, you're going to have to put up with normal text. I'm sure you'll all live, no? The name is tarot, although if you'd rather call me by my normal name, which is perfectly fine with me, it's Derek. D-E-R-E-K. Got it memorized?

All references to video games aside, I'm eighteen, and I'm going into my senior year of high school. I've been role-playing for something ridiculous like... seven years, so I've been around. I've seen both successful and unsuccessful, interesting and uninteresting, active and inactive boards. With that said, out of many of the boards I've seen, including the Kingdom Hearts ones, I have to admit that FM is one of the best. I like the way it looks, the way it's run, and, judging by the replies to other introductions that I've seen, I also love the way that you both give the new members giant muffins and construction hats, only to then beat them with bags of kittens.

See, that's the kind of creativity I love, and that's why I plan to be sticking around here for quite a while. Anyway, with that said, we move on to my favorite games. I've played quite a few games over the years, in a variety of different genres, and have loved most of them. However, the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts series stand out in my mind more clearly than most, which is precisely why I've joined FM. But now I'm going to stop rambling, as I'm sure you guys have better things to do than listen to me.

I'm Derek, and I approve this message.

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[High's .Valentine.]

HERE, HERE, HERE! QUICK HURRY! PUT ON YOUR FM CONSTRUCTION HAT BEFORE THEY COME!! D:

I've not been doing a very good job at shielding the newbies for the past few intro threads. They all ended up dead/gone. I'm determined to preserve this one.

Anyway, I'm Highwind, welcome to the forum! Put your hat so I can beat you with a pillowcase full of dead kittens as the official newbie orientation. ^^

[Homac]

Welcome to the forum Mr. Derek! I'm Homac Justice, one of the two lawyers on the forum.

So enjoy your stay, stay long, and watch out for Nascent's welcom muffins. That's a fair warning there.

Here's some brownies though! *gives a plate of brownies*

[Kashew]

Yo Mr. D

Sooooo, senior year.... same here man! High Five!

Anyways I'm Kashew, so I guess you can say I'm a nut on this board. Don't take the Avi as what you think I am.

I'm as straight as they come, heck you can ask Homac here.

[Homac]

That's debatable.

Taylor thought you were gay, didn't she?

[Kashew]

No she thought Josh and Dylin were gay.

[Homac]

Well I thought you were.

;D

[Kashew]

But you say I'm perverted!

...........................

Wait did I just say that out loud?
Crap!

[Dante]

Did someone call for a lawyer? Oh, it was just Homac... ANYWHO!

This is a rare thing for me to do, welcoming the newcomers and such, so I really don't have any kind of "thing" like Nascent with his giant muffins of strudely doom, buy I'm sure this is a suffice welcome, none-the-less.

The name's Dante Wright, Ace Attorney at Lawl. Do not be fooled by such tonfoolery as "Lol" and "Rhea's"... I've been itching to get that thing changed for ages, but moving on... I've been an Rper for... only three years now, so you beat me, my friend. If you ever need a Defense Attorney, you know who to come too.

Watch out for;

Rocket and her long winded welcoming speeches. It's rough, but you get a pretty rocket launcher if you can survive.

Nascent and, as mentioned above, his strudely muffins of doom!

The bag of kittens!

And anyone else I have failed to mention.

Hope I can Rp with you some time. Welcome home, Derek.

[High's .Valentine.]

You can just ask me to change it, ya know. XD

*smacks Homac and Kashew* Will you guys stop discussing your sexuality in someone else's hello thread?! D<

[Dante]

... Didn't want to bother you, High. You know I ask you constantly for munny orders... I'm afraid of you going out on some sort of spasm caused rage with your kitten bag.

[Kashew]

Sorry, I'll take my punishment now.

*goes into a corner in the seizen postition with a small heavy metal statue in his lap*

This Hurts so much!

[Miumi]

Miumi's greeting

:: Appears from the darkness and tackles Derek and begins to nom on his head while playing with cookies and a knife. ::

"Ish Miumi I am known for doing crazy things nomming on people having overly obnixously long posts and or profiles. As well as having a character who is a guy who looks like a girl and has emotionally disorders.... so yeah pretty much all you need to know about me.... O and if you ever betray me and don't give me cookies when I ask.... You'll find a world of darkness is waiting for you.... MY COOKIE JAR OF DOOOOM!!!!!!!..... SO yeah nice to meet you."

:: Stops nomming and disappears into a cookie jar on the counter with a hand sticking out grabbing a cookie he knocked out then the sound of munching can be heard. ::

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[Akito]

Wait. You actually read the other introductions? Win.

I'll tell you the pecking order.

Me > Everyone else > Newbies (You) > Highwind

[angelous]

I turn 18 in October. And I'm in my senior year of high school now. Sooo...

Anyway I'm a quest master, similar to D&D's Dungeon Master. I'm the newest one of the bunch, and as such am the last in line for QM ultimate power.

As for the pecking order....

Iris > Akito > Everyone else > Newbies (You) > Highwind > Quest Masters

How that happened I have no idea.