Take a Moment [to relax]

[Beaver Dude]

To: Puppy
From: Mutton Chops

Status green. No abnormalities detected in districts three through seven.

P.S.: Who let Myde choose our internet handles?

[nothito]

To: Mutton Chops
From: Puppy

Keep up the recon. I expect no failures from you. If what happened to Shera happens to Dorothy, I'll kill you.

P.S. Better then what Arlene may have picked.

[Beaver Dude]

To: Mutton Chops; Puppy
From: Global Admin Shera

Sai. You know that's a touchy subject. Stop digging your toes into it.

And Dilan. I'll have no complaints from you regarding your internet handle. Myde was kind enough to set up our encryption blocks and the least we can do is... be understanding of his eccentricities.

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To: Global Admin Shera
From: Mutton Chops

Yes m'am.

P.S.: Err... How many people have access to my mail?

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To: Mutton Chops
From: Global Admin Shera

That'd be telling, wouldn't it? ^^;

Best of luck with your mission!

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To: Puppy
From: Mutton Chops

There will be no failures on *my* part.

[nothito]

To: Mutton Chops; Global Admin Shera
From: Puppy

As you wish. I'm merely looking out for the safety of my associate.

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To: Mutton Chops
From: Puppy

I doubt that. I have never failed. You on the other hand, well, it goes without saying really.

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To: Puppy
From: Ruby Red

Puppy~! *e-cling*

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To: Ruby Red
From: Puppy

...Who even gave you access to this?

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To: Puppy
From: Ruby Red

Myde did so we can keep in contact silly! Now we can talk all the time! Aren't you excited?!

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To: Ruby Red
From: Puppy

...Ecstatic..._{I'll get you for this Myde}

[Beaver Dude]

To: The Universe!!!111!!
From: Emperor of the Mydiverse

Get me for what, Puppy? :3

[nothito]

To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Ruby Red

MYYYYYYDE~! *e-cling*

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To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Puppy

You! How dare you give Dorothy access to this?! You KNEW she was just going to use this to pester me. I'll get you for this, and your little sitar too.

[Beaver Dude]

To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Mutton Chops

What?

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To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Global Admin Shera

Myde.

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To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Lightning Biatch

Kid. If my name isn't uncensored by tomorrow morning, you're going to find out where exactly your spleen is.

P.S.: Stop sending us spam.

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To: Ruby Red
From: Emperor of the Mydiverse

Eeeeeee! Dorothy! =D

...

Save me! Arlene wants to eat my spleen again! DDD8

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To: Puppy
From: Emperor of the Mydiverse

Dude. My sitar is anything but 'little.'

Also, someone was complaining about inefficient communication protocols. Ring any bells?

[nothito]

To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Ruby Red

Aww D= Tug on those feelers on her head. That'll defeat her! >D

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To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Ruby Red

Please don't tell her I said that o-o She'd kill me Dx

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To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Puppy

It'll be little by the time I'm done with it.

...And shut up. I said that, but I didn't tell you to include Dorothy. She'd receive all information she needed to know from me.

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To: Puppy
From: Ruby Red

Stop being mean to Myde! Don't make me hit you with a newspaper Puppy D<

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To: Ruby Red
From: Puppy

...

You do realize you're JUST BARELY getting away with this, right?

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To: Puppy
From: Ruby Red

Awww. Looks like someone needs a hug~<3

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To: Ruby Red
From: Puppy

...STAY...AWAY...

[Beaver Dude]

To: Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Lightning Biatch

I'm waaaaaiting.

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To: Puppy
From: Emperor of the Mydiverse

Psssh. You wouldn't dare.

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To: PuppyMEANIE-PANTS
From: Emperor of the Mydiverse

OMG. WHY. WHY DID YOU DO THAT. BEATRICE DID NOTHING TO YOU. ;________;

P.S.: I'm not changing your name until you apologize. Also, I'm totally blaming my funk on you. Don't be alarmed if someone attacks you, you totally deserve it.

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To: Lightning Biatch
From: Sad Emperor of the Mydiverse

Sorry. Puppy made messes on my sitar. Can't code today.

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To: Ruby Red
From: Sad Emperor of the Mydiverse

Sai's so meeeeean.

[nothito]

To: Sad Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: MEANIE-PANTS

Can't you come up with a worse insult? Besides, you challenged me. I merely responded accordingly.

P.S. If someone attacks me, you should know they're going to die.

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To: Sad Emperor of the Mydiverse
From: Ruby Red

Awww Dx What did Puppy-kins do to you? *hug*

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To: MEANIE-PANTS
From: Ruby Red

What did you do to Myde?! D< *gets newspaper*

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To: Ruby Red
From: MEANIE-PANTS

<<...Nothing...>>

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To: MEANIE-PANTS
From: Ruby Red

PUUUUUPPYYYYYYY~ D<

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To: Ruby Red
From: MEANIE-PANTS

*flee*

[Beaver Dude]

To: MEANIE-PANTS
From: Mutton Chops

Code Red.

Five Mussorgsky-class readings have appeared. Preliminary data suggests that a Composer has been born. Team three, four and five have been ordered to delay.

You are to get Dorothy to safety.

Do not fail this.

SIGNAL LOST. COMMUNICATION WITH USERS 'MUTTON CHOPS,' 'GLOBAL ADMIN SHERA,' 'GOLEM,' 'BOOKWORM' NO LONGER POSSIBLE.