FM- The Forbidden Tales (NEW)

[Memories]

Memories- Hello and welcome to the grand re-opening of the greatest show the world has ever seen.

Gemini- The Wringling Bros. Circus?

Memories- Oh fuck that, the circus is full of rapist clowns and short little midgets who look at you funny like you're the real rapist around here.

Gemini- That was deep bro

Memories- I know homedog, gotcha back anytime of the day. But seriously enough with the black comedy, let's get down to brass tax. This first Forbidden Tales will be unlike any before it. You will laugh, cry, perhaps even die from an overdose of sleeping pills. Medy might come from behind you and devour your immortal sould with his crazy zombie warlord powers. Today, however, we will sing the tale of Avenger. Take it away um.....Prythian, yeah best man for the job.

Prythian- Oh...ok..um let's see:

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that admin used to make me smile.
And I knew if he had the chance
That he could make those people dance
And, maybe, they?d be happy for a while.

But his site made me shiver
With every pm I?d deliver.
Bad news on the homepage;
He almost succumbed to roid rage.

I can?t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day Avenger died.

Memories: The hell?

So bye-bye, Avenger that guy.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
For what reason I don't know why.
And them good ol members left the site and cried
Singin?, "this?ll be the day the day I commit suicide.
"I'm going to commit suicide."

Did you write the book of distribution points,
And do you have change for buck,
If the Admin tells you so?
Do you believe in these lyrics ,
Can anything save my soul,
And can you teach me how to carry a F***in' tune?

Well, I know that you?re in love with Marluxia
`cause I saw you dancin? in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

Avenger was a lonely teenage broncin? buck
With an evil grin and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day Wilder and Shadow....fucked us over.

I started singin?,
"bye-bye, miss Avenger that guy."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
For what reason I don't know why.
Them good old members looked up porn and cried
And singin?, "this?ll be the day I commit suicide
"I'm going to commit suicide

Memories: And now a moment of silence for the lyrics by Don McLean which Prythian just killed. You'll have every pleasure in knowing that he has officially been sacked. (That's how they say fired in Britain, ask Medy he's all over that shit)

Medy: ello' I erd' tha' mate

[Zero [Axel]]

Jesus...What is wrong with you kids!?

[Memories]

You're younger than me!

[kempff]

Well.....a classic of American.....um.

Right.

Nice going there. Don't do it again. Please?(!)

[Renewed Gemini]

*DIES LAUGHING*

lmfao!!!!!!

[Zero [Axel]]

May 6, 2008 19:44:06 GMT -5 Memories said:

You're younger than me!

Physically...yes.

Mentally...most likely.

But...I, uh... >.>

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[xero]

Ahem. D<

I was not asked for permission to use my name. Memories, you're goin' DOWN! D<

[xeon]

xD Chill Pryth...you know you loved it.

I'm also glad to see that my request was taken seriously and you put this hilarious stuff back up Memories xD

[~/\The Dragon Writer/\~]

...I'm honestly at a loss for words...

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*thinks about turning on American Pie*

Haha, very nicely written, Memz. I don't think I'll see anything that amusing for a while.

[Memories]

Ah this one was sort of done very quickly, on my cruddy little laptop no less. If this wasn't a quickie like it turned out to be the lyrics would've been much more imaginative and the skit longer. I'll try to put one up every day so watch out for the occasional (NEW) in the title every now and then.

[Violinist]

At last! I laugh't!

Thanks for putting this back up, Memmy!

[stray]

.....

what just happened? o.o;

[xeon]

Ah! Tis a Larxy! o.o The sanctity of our immature guy humor has been defiled xD

This was just the first post of what will hopefully be many a funny additions. Memories kicks ass at this humor stuff xD

[Memories]

Memories: I strongly believe that what you are about to witness is possibly the greatest great thing mankind, and perhaps even zombies have ever witnessed. I give you ZARDOZ!!!

Medy: I wud' quite like ta disagree wit dat

Memories: You don't really get a choice man you're a cockney British zombie, and you're eating a cow heart.

Medy: Tit for tat my friend tit for tat

Memories: What does that even mean?

Medy: No clue but fer the sake o' zombays ervrywhere get on wit da show.

Memories: Yes, yes um...Gemini take it away.

Gemini: No

Memories: Well...ok...uh....gah those were the only guests on the show today. I'll just use....camera guy #1

Camera Guy #2: Oh he's dead

Memories: Phil's dead!!?

Camera Guy #3: Yeah evidently his wife killed him, forcibly fed him pop rocks and coke. He died instantly with his stomach blown out the next day.

Memories: Well kids today's show has been a very sad one. Memories is beginning to question the meaning of his own existence.

Medy: Aye well at least ee went out li' a real man.

Memories: (Now apparently drunk) That he was, to Bill Brasky!!

Medy: Oy ya' can't keep referencin' SNL. Not very classy. Kempff!!

Kempff: Jolly good uh here you are the best piece of Christmas music out there my lads. The marvelous Canon in D Major by Johann Pachelbel.

Memories: Now that's classy. To Phil Stanislovitch!!

Medy: Bless im' and is' Communist ideals.

Kempff: Yes yes, now let's all have a nice glass of lovely Beaujolais circa 1886.

Memories: How sassy!!

[xeon]

xD Entertaining as usual Memories...keep 'em coming.