Post by Renewed Gemini on Jun 7, 2008 21:54:35 GMT -5
Username: gemini
Current canons: Roxas
Canon you're auditioning for: Kronk
Media canon is from: The Emperor's New Groove, Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New School
Is the current canon taken?: No
Audition post (400 words):
A voice echoed throughout the street. The voice hummed a strange tune. It seemed as if it was a...spy tune? Yes, that had to be it. Something from a really bad espionage movie with a really bad music designer. Of course, the creator of this song was so much better than a bad music designer. Or...worse if you want to look at it from a different perspective. It was Kronk. Yes, Kronk, Yzma's idiotic minion. Yet what was he doing in the streets at such a late night? On a mission for Yzma of course....
"KRONK!" Yzma had yelled for him. "I need you to do something for me!" Kronk was immediately confused from the start. She hadn't even told him what she needed him to do!
"Well I would...but I need to know what it is first." he said. Yzma immediately and unexpectedly snapped at him, causing Kronk to jump straight into the air in surprise.
"I WAS GETTING TO THAT YOU IMBECILE!" she exclaimed. It took her a second to calm down. Then she looked at Kronk. "I need you to use your...your...idiotic squirrel talents to get me a squirrel for my new potion."
"Right...squirrel talents." he said to himself. Then he stopped scared. What if Yzma was going to HURT the squirrel. He couldn't live with himself if that were to happen. After all, he WAS a Squirrel Scout! He could never let a squirrel be harmed. But he was also terribly afraid of Yzma...what if she were to try and lift her dress on him? Oh, that would be traumatizing. Then they would have to rate this "XXX" instead of "PG" like it should be.
So Kronk made his decision to do Yzma's bidding, but he would stand faithfully by the squirrel during whatever Yzma was planning to do with it. And that brings us to present time. Kronk's theme music continued to echo throughout the streets.... That horrible theme music.... That he just WOULDN'T STOP PLAYING!
"Oh...sorry, I didn't know it was bothering you that much."
That's alright, Kronk. Now where was I? Kronk ran out of the city, tip toeing all so lightly. He crept into the squirrel nesting grounds and shook out his bag to capture the squirrel in. Then he began the traditional squirrel call that every squirrel gave out when entering a new territory to show that they wouldn't hurt them.
"Squeak squeak squeakity squeaker squeak," he called out. All of the squirrels began peaking out. Ah, sorry, let me translate what he said so that you can understand. "Squeak squeak squeakity squeaker squeak" means, in our terms, "I swear I will not mutilate your body and eat your brains." I don't exactly understand it, either, but that's how it is. When a squirrel approached him, Kronk recognized him as his good friend Bucky the Squirrel. When Bucky looked at him with those big round eyes and then said "Squeaker squeaky squeakenmeister squeaky" which translates into "Hello, good friend Kronk," Kronk just couldn't take it. He confessed what happened. Going into long detail with some squirrel words that I can't even type for they cannot be written in our language.
In the end, Kronk decided that he couldn't listen to Yzma. His squirrels were his friends, he couldn't betray them to Yzma. But how would he fool Yzma? Bucky suggested a story...and this is exactly what happened....
"Kronk, where is the squirrel!?" Yzma yelled out. Kronk rubbed the back of his head gently. This would fool Yzma for sure.
"Well you see, when I entered the squirrel grounds, I told them why I was there. They immediately attacked me with high tech weaponry such as acorn cannons and acorn grenades. Y'know, stuff that won't be invented for another 1000 years." Yzma looked angry. It's working! Kronk thought ecstatically. "So you see, I was knocked out, hence me rubbing my head in this fashion-" Kronk rubbed his head, "When I woke up, I was back in the city. But not without the squirrels giving me a complimentary fancy nut assortment!" Kronk opened up the bag to show an assortment of cashews, acorns, walnuts, and more!
Yzma seemed like she was gonna blow. Then she simply smacked her head and walked away. All in a day's work for Kronk: Yzma's Assistant!
Current canons: Roxas
Canon you're auditioning for: Kronk
Media canon is from: The Emperor's New Groove, Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New School
Is the current canon taken?: No
Audition post (400 words):
A voice echoed throughout the street. The voice hummed a strange tune. It seemed as if it was a...spy tune? Yes, that had to be it. Something from a really bad espionage movie with a really bad music designer. Of course, the creator of this song was so much better than a bad music designer. Or...worse if you want to look at it from a different perspective. It was Kronk. Yes, Kronk, Yzma's idiotic minion. Yet what was he doing in the streets at such a late night? On a mission for Yzma of course....
"KRONK!" Yzma had yelled for him. "I need you to do something for me!" Kronk was immediately confused from the start. She hadn't even told him what she needed him to do!
"Well I would...but I need to know what it is first." he said. Yzma immediately and unexpectedly snapped at him, causing Kronk to jump straight into the air in surprise.
"I WAS GETTING TO THAT YOU IMBECILE!" she exclaimed. It took her a second to calm down. Then she looked at Kronk. "I need you to use your...your...idiotic squirrel talents to get me a squirrel for my new potion."
"Right...squirrel talents." he said to himself. Then he stopped scared. What if Yzma was going to HURT the squirrel. He couldn't live with himself if that were to happen. After all, he WAS a Squirrel Scout! He could never let a squirrel be harmed. But he was also terribly afraid of Yzma...what if she were to try and lift her dress on him? Oh, that would be traumatizing. Then they would have to rate this "XXX" instead of "PG" like it should be.
So Kronk made his decision to do Yzma's bidding, but he would stand faithfully by the squirrel during whatever Yzma was planning to do with it. And that brings us to present time. Kronk's theme music continued to echo throughout the streets.... That horrible theme music.... That he just WOULDN'T STOP PLAYING!
"Oh...sorry, I didn't know it was bothering you that much."
That's alright, Kronk. Now where was I? Kronk ran out of the city, tip toeing all so lightly. He crept into the squirrel nesting grounds and shook out his bag to capture the squirrel in. Then he began the traditional squirrel call that every squirrel gave out when entering a new territory to show that they wouldn't hurt them.
"Squeak squeak squeakity squeaker squeak," he called out. All of the squirrels began peaking out. Ah, sorry, let me translate what he said so that you can understand. "Squeak squeak squeakity squeaker squeak" means, in our terms, "I swear I will not mutilate your body and eat your brains." I don't exactly understand it, either, but that's how it is. When a squirrel approached him, Kronk recognized him as his good friend Bucky the Squirrel. When Bucky looked at him with those big round eyes and then said "Squeaker squeaky squeakenmeister squeaky" which translates into "Hello, good friend Kronk," Kronk just couldn't take it. He confessed what happened. Going into long detail with some squirrel words that I can't even type for they cannot be written in our language.
In the end, Kronk decided that he couldn't listen to Yzma. His squirrels were his friends, he couldn't betray them to Yzma. But how would he fool Yzma? Bucky suggested a story...and this is exactly what happened....
"Kronk, where is the squirrel!?" Yzma yelled out. Kronk rubbed the back of his head gently. This would fool Yzma for sure.
"Well you see, when I entered the squirrel grounds, I told them why I was there. They immediately attacked me with high tech weaponry such as acorn cannons and acorn grenades. Y'know, stuff that won't be invented for another 1000 years." Yzma looked angry. It's working! Kronk thought ecstatically. "So you see, I was knocked out, hence me rubbing my head in this fashion-" Kronk rubbed his head, "When I woke up, I was back in the city. But not without the squirrels giving me a complimentary fancy nut assortment!" Kronk opened up the bag to show an assortment of cashews, acorns, walnuts, and more!
Yzma seemed like she was gonna blow. Then she simply smacked her head and walked away. All in a day's work for Kronk: Yzma's Assistant!
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I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao