I WISH!!!!

[donald2]

Granted, but I steal it all.

I wish I had something else interesting to do that would not cuase me any harm whatsoever.

[windy]

Granted. You go to sleep. Spiders lay eggs in your mouth.

I wish I didn't speak strangely.

[xero]

Granted. Now you can't speak at all.

I wish I could come back to life as I am now every time I die.

[Konaa]

Granted. You slowly lose everything that makes you special.

I wish I was a better writer.

[xero]

Granted. Your fingers fall off though.

I wish Windy couldn't post here anymore.

[Konaa]

Granted. You can't either.

I wish I was a swordmaster.

[Heroic Bilby]

Granted. No swords exist in the world anymore and the knowledge of how to make them has been lost.

I wish my new faction idea will work out, unlike most ideas that just die off. XD

[windy]

Granted. Your faction slowly becomes a carbon copy of the A-Team.

I wish I had a tank.

[donald2]

Granted, its a cheap plastic one. $19.95 please.

I wish I could buy a keyblade on here >..>

[Konaa]

granted. your character dies shortly afterwards.

I wish I had an orchestra.

[donald2]

(Well, thats the plot with a new one I have coming >.>)

Granted, but, they cant play shit.

I wish I had an army of retards and midgets to follow me in my quest for world domination.

[windy]

Granted. You capture Venus.

Wait, you meant this world, didn't you? Oops. Too bad.

I wish I had a composer to make me a theme song.

[donald2]

Granted, it sounds exactly like the Teletubes song except the lyrics consist of the following:

Hug me please
Im a pedo see?
Wont you come closer?
You young little she?

XDDDD

I wish that was actually Windy's theme song.

[windy]

Granted. You are now a hairy middle aged man whose name is Windy. Enjoy your theme song, you sketchy pedo.

I wish I had a candy bar. >>

[donald2]

Granted, but the chocolate is hippo shit.

I wish I could just skip making this wish >.>