I WISH!!!!

[Akito]

Granted. The pet monkey gnaws to through to your skull as you sleep.

I wish for a Hobbit!

[lysander]

Granted. He steals your valuables, walks for six hours and throws them into a volcano.

I wish for a big rock.

[xxx]

Granted. The rock is actually a meteor with volcanic material inside it and it explodes, destroying the world.

I wish for happiness.

[lysander]

Granted. You now have Down Syndrome.

I wish for a small rock.

[donald2]

Granted, it is radioactive, and you die from radiation poisoning.

I wish Mardiax would get on!!!!

[windy]

Granted. But Mardiax gets on to say he's going on a permanent spiritual retreat to become a monk in a secluded temple on a huge mountain. With tigers.

I wish I was stronger.

[donald2]

Granted, however, thinking you are invincible, you run off a cliff and die.

I wish that I had a good rock song to listen to >.>

[windy]

Granted. But you're stuck on an island with that one song to listen to forever. And a single bullet in your pistol. Logically, you pistol-whip yourself to death.

I wish I could play with Tsume. ><

[donald2]

Granted, but, the FBI kills you for using their secret password for a fictional character name.

I wish that I wasnt bored, or in mortal danger.

[windy]

Granted. You decide to play cards, sending you on a long and lonely road into the comforting arms of a gambling addiction and alcoholism.

I wish I had a decent book to read...

[donald2]

Granted, but you become so hooked on it you forget to eat, sleep, or drink, and before you read the last page, you die.

I wish I could find something to make for lunch >>

[windy]

Granted. You find some arsenic pie.

I wish I could turn into a bird. [/sillygirlishfantasy] >>

[Renewed Gemini]

Granted, you're an extinct Dodo bird that can't fly.

I wish I could turn into a hawk.

[donald2]

Granted, but you have a deformed wing that resembles a fish >.>

I wish I had more munneh.

[Renewed Gemini]

Granted, it's counterfeit. LIFE SENTENCE!

I wish I didn't have to do these chores.