I WISH!!!!

[donald2]

Granted, now you have to do another set which include feeding your own hand to a shark.

I wish that I was a ninja.

[Renewed Gemini]

Granted, but you are killed by a pirate.

I wish that I could disown my parents now.

[donald2]

Granted, but two other people come up and claim you. Their names are Michael Jackson and Tempest.

I wish that I had the powers of Goku from DBZ.

[Renewed Gemini]

Granted, you don't know how to control them and end up blowing yourself up.

I wish I could watch all those Bleach episodes that I still need to watch.

[Zero [Axel]]

Granted. But you spend the rest of your life charging to Super Sayian and die before you ever do.

I wish I could go around bludgeoning things with a giant key.

[donald2]

Granted, but some guy comes along with a gun and just shoots you.

I wish I was a better writer.

[xxx]

Granted, but everyone tries to kill you out of jealousy.

I wish I had a pet Heartless.

[donald2]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I was the ultimate warrior evah.

[Konaa]

Granted, every fighter in the world gangs up and slaughters you.

I wish this wish wouldn't hurt me.

[donald2]

Granted, but my wish kills you.

I wish this wish would kill Konaa.

[Konaa]

Granted. you are unharmed due to lack of care from the others.

I wish I was alive.

[windy]

Granted! But you have to go through life as an ungentlemanly stick in the mud.

I wish I really could grant wishes...

[donald2]

Granted, but then I keep you in a room and make you grant my every wish to the dot.

I wish the goverment would read the following message.

,,!,,

[windy]

Granted. The message is delivered to the president the very next day.

"Mr. President...comma, comma, exclamation point, comma, comma..."

"My god, man...what have we done?"

I wish I had an interesting wish.

[xxx]

Granted, but everyone else thinks it's boring.

I wish I could manipulate electromagnetic waves.