EPIC

[Konaa]

So a storm was coming in, and I went out into the billowing wind. With my head to the sky and my hand outstretched, I yelled to the winds:

"STORM, EARTH, AND FIRE! HEED MY CALL!"

And right after I said that there was a flash of lightning and the rain started and the thunder roared. It was EPIC.

Share your epic moments here.

[windy]

You actually made a thread about this?

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Off the top of my head, I'd have to go with that time the cashier told you you should be a gentleman and pay for my Mountain Dew.

Because nothing feels better than clearly having the universe agree with you.

[donald2]

When I was about to break my neck because I fell off the roof, and caught myself on a branch. Felt awesome and luckeh. XD

[Violinist]

Every. Single. Time. I. Post.

It feels epic, this river of fire that flows through me.

[windy]

Hm. I'm sure I can think of something better than that.

Well, there was this one time at school...

Somehow an orange got thrown across the lunch room. I had my head down because I was drawing in my notebook, but it came right at my head...

And...somehow I caught it. Without even looking up or moving anything but my hand.

...I got to eat it too. It was tasty. >>

[Iris|Kairi]

Hmmm...I have an Epic for you. 2. Though...they may be EPIC FAILS. I'm not sure.

So. My Sophomore year in highschool, I was reading a book while walking down the hall. Well, right in front of the caf. someone had apparently spilled something, so when it was cleaned up they had placed a huge, heavily weighted caution cone there and me, not looking where I was going, walked right into it and fell. The hard metal part hit me in the shin and bruised and swelled and bled. My book landed over my face somehow. So I'm getting up off the floor and trying to pick up my stuff, and my friends walk by and just laugh at me, along with everyone else that's laughing. My shin still hurts to this day, over 4 years later. XD

The second was senior year lunch. I was calmly eating with my friends and having a good time when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I look over and here's this special education boy kneeling at my side with this little plastic daisy ring. I just stared at him, completely confused as he starts professing his love for me the best he could (I'd never seen him before...mind you) and then he was like "I luv you, will you marry me?" and my mouth just gaped open. It went completely silent all around me since everyone was watching and trying not to laugh, and I continue to gape like a suffocating goldfish until one of the workers came over and got him, reminding him of his other "fiance." Shortly after the entire cafeteria of over 200 teenagers burst into laughter....at me. Classic TV humilation moment anyone? xD

[windy]

B-but Miss Iris...that's so sweet...

In a sort of...messed up somewhat embarassing way. >>;

But...how terribly nice it must feel to be thought of like that...even under such...strange circumstances.

There are too many epic fail moments for me to be able to recount. Perhaps that one time I got a massive nosebleed and started inhaling blood and panicking and choking to the point that I grabbed someones jacket and bled all over it. It was promptly yanked away from me where a glaring group of males spend a half hour trying to find a way to save the jacket, while I sputtered in tears. I had never gotten a nosebleed before...

How embarassing. ><

[donald2]

Iris. That second one... Is not EPIC FAIL. Nor win. This is what people call.

EPIC LULZ.

[xxx]

Jun 24, 2008 18:13:47 GMT -5 Violinist said:

Every. Single. Time. I. Post.

It feels epic, this river of fire that flows through me.

LOL wtf xD

And also what Twi said, lol xD