Post by angelous on Jul 28, 2008 9:23:02 GMT -5
Username: angelous
Current canons: Oogie Boogie (well until either tempest, iris, or dw delete him for me)
Canon you're auditioning for: Jack Sparrow
Media canon is from: POC 1,2,3 and KH 2
Is the current canon taken?: NOPE
Audition post (400 words):
The sounds of music could be heard coming from a small tavern in a small port town. Not only were the sounds of music echoing from the mediocre tavern, but so were the sounds of drunken singing and fighting. And through the sounds of this fighting, one rather loud and obnoxious man could be heard singing the most clearly.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Yo ho, yo ho, and a bottle of rum!" the man sang, with the words coming out of his mouth in slurs and in different tones and pitches. This man as he was singing, bumped into another drunk, knocking the two of them over. The two of them got up, and there was one man who seemed rather afraid of what that little accident might lead to.
"Now listen hear for just a......" There was a slight pause as he made a vomitting motion. "Okay, much better. Now listen hear for just a moment. I didn't mean to knock anyone over. Now excuse me miss, I have a boat to catch."
The other drunk was furious now. As if it wasn't bad enough, he was just called a woman. He clenched his fist, and swung. The other man, known as Jack Sparrow, fell to his knees, and heaved, just barely avoiding the punch. It however made contact with someone else, who too was quite intoxicated by the many mugs of rum and whiskey he had to drink. He punched back, and hit someone completly different. After this punch, the whole tavern burst out fighting, even the bartender and the waitresses got in on the fighting. Jack got up, well sort of. He managed to walk in a crouched manner, and get outside. He stood up completly and strolled down the street, heading towards his ship, The Black Pearl. He got halfway there, and was stopped by men in red coats.
"Well if it isn't the British soldiers, come to claim the prize that has so eluded their grand reach." Jack said, sobering up.
One of the men motioned at him.
"What? Oh of course I'll go with you. After you catch me." Jack drew his sword, cutting a rope with the dulling blade in two swings. The rope snapped, dropping a net full of barrels onto the soldiers.
"Remember this as the day, that you almost caught Captain Jack...." Jack heaved onto his own boots.
"Well that's just lovely. Nothing like rum and whiskey mixed with vommit on my boots to begin a day. Anyways, as I was saying, remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." Just as he finished saying this, he blacked out, and woke up behind bars.
"I really need to spend less time ranting and more time fleeing from them red coats." Jack sighed.
He realized he could be here for some time, so he began to sing, pulling a flask out of his boot. He took a swig and sang, "And really bad eggs."
Current canons: Oogie Boogie (well until either tempest, iris, or dw delete him for me)
Canon you're auditioning for: Jack Sparrow
Media canon is from: POC 1,2,3 and KH 2
Is the current canon taken?: NOPE
Audition post (400 words):
The sounds of music could be heard coming from a small tavern in a small port town. Not only were the sounds of music echoing from the mediocre tavern, but so were the sounds of drunken singing and fighting. And through the sounds of this fighting, one rather loud and obnoxious man could be heard singing the most clearly.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Yo ho, yo ho, and a bottle of rum!" the man sang, with the words coming out of his mouth in slurs and in different tones and pitches. This man as he was singing, bumped into another drunk, knocking the two of them over. The two of them got up, and there was one man who seemed rather afraid of what that little accident might lead to.
"Now listen hear for just a......" There was a slight pause as he made a vomitting motion. "Okay, much better. Now listen hear for just a moment. I didn't mean to knock anyone over. Now excuse me miss, I have a boat to catch."
The other drunk was furious now. As if it wasn't bad enough, he was just called a woman. He clenched his fist, and swung. The other man, known as Jack Sparrow, fell to his knees, and heaved, just barely avoiding the punch. It however made contact with someone else, who too was quite intoxicated by the many mugs of rum and whiskey he had to drink. He punched back, and hit someone completly different. After this punch, the whole tavern burst out fighting, even the bartender and the waitresses got in on the fighting. Jack got up, well sort of. He managed to walk in a crouched manner, and get outside. He stood up completly and strolled down the street, heading towards his ship, The Black Pearl. He got halfway there, and was stopped by men in red coats.
"Well if it isn't the British soldiers, come to claim the prize that has so eluded their grand reach." Jack said, sobering up.
One of the men motioned at him.
"What? Oh of course I'll go with you. After you catch me." Jack drew his sword, cutting a rope with the dulling blade in two swings. The rope snapped, dropping a net full of barrels onto the soldiers.
"Remember this as the day, that you almost caught Captain Jack...." Jack heaved onto his own boots.
"Well that's just lovely. Nothing like rum and whiskey mixed with vommit on my boots to begin a day. Anyways, as I was saying, remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow." Just as he finished saying this, he blacked out, and woke up behind bars.
"I really need to spend less time ranting and more time fleeing from them red coats." Jack sighed.
He realized he could be here for some time, so he began to sing, pulling a flask out of his boot. He took a swig and sang, "And really bad eggs."
I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao