Post by Heroic Bilby on Aug 28, 2008 1:24:41 GMT -5
The set-up:
[02:52] Heroic Bilby: Leon's always happy to make a strong ally. So long as they aren't evil. lol
[02:52] Mardiax: XD Kannon would be one he'd despise. He reeks of evil.
The result:
L: Uh Kannon...
K: Yes?
L: Listen uh... thanks for killing the giant Heartless that tried to destroy the castle and all...
K: Don't mention it.
L: Ahem. Yeah. But uh... was everyone in town dying as collateral damage really necessary?
K: Yes.
L: .... oh.
K: ...
L: What about the survivors you hunted down afterward?
K: I don't leave work unfinished.
L: That's a daily job?
K: You don't want to know what I do with the survivors that escape and I meet with them once again.
CID: Leon shut up and drink your tea before we all have to hear about it
K: That's alright, I don't converse with old raisins anyways.
L: -Busy holding Cid back behind Kannon's visibility range-
K: Though I must ask...Does it matter if a few people died if I got the major problem down and most of the people survived?
MERLIN: How about we just say as long as the people in this room right now survive, it's all right?
L: Yuffie isn't here thou-
C: Fine by me!
K: ...If I'm going to be living here, he's going to have to watch where his beard goes, it might catch on my spikes...-Sitting on a chair...The spikes shooting through the wood-
AERITH: -Starts decorating K's armour with flowers, then frowns as they all wither and die instantly-
K: -Blinks at the black roses, shrugging as they all dissipate to nothingness.-
L: So then... we need to start looking for new immigrants to replace the ones that all died today.
A: Oh, maybe Kannon can help u-
LEON, CID & MARDIAX: NO!
K: Huh? What do you need assistance with?
L: Uh...
C: There's a big empty canyon on the other side of the Bailey.
MARDIAX: Perhaps you could go there and... fill it?
K: With what?
A: Fresh water would be nice
L: Yeah.... but not blood.
K: Water...Where am I to get so much?
M: You could always steal it...Or dig deep.
L: Well this entire area used to be flooded with water. Surely it must have gone somewhere. If you just go... you know... far away enough.. I'm sure you'll find it.
C: Yes. Don't give up, just keep on looking somewhere way out there.
M: -Whispers to Leon- Is my plan working?
K: Maybe if I go deep enough... I can unleash something powerful!
All: .....
C: He's gonna blow up the world, isn't he?
L&M: Probably
A: Aw, its great to see you so excited to help, Kannon!
L,C&M: >.>;
MARDIAX: Uhm...Just go deep enough to get the water.
K: But...The power. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MARDIAXi: Oi...
K: -Kannon goes to the valley, smashing into the flooring and digging to find a massive amount of untamed darkness shoot out from the ground-
M:...We're dead. Any last words guys?
C: I can think of a few, but they'd just come out as @s #s %s and *s anyway.
L: How about "This is all Yuffie's fault"?
M: That works...
A: Anybody want to buy a flower before they die? Only 1 munny.
-KABOOOM!!!!-
-The End-
[02:52] Heroic Bilby: Leon's always happy to make a strong ally. So long as they aren't evil. lol
[02:52] Mardiax: XD Kannon would be one he'd despise. He reeks of evil.
The result:
L: Uh Kannon...
K: Yes?
L: Listen uh... thanks for killing the giant Heartless that tried to destroy the castle and all...
K: Don't mention it.
L: Ahem. Yeah. But uh... was everyone in town dying as collateral damage really necessary?
K: Yes.
L: .... oh.
K: ...
L: What about the survivors you hunted down afterward?
K: I don't leave work unfinished.
L: That's a daily job?
K: You don't want to know what I do with the survivors that escape and I meet with them once again.
CID: Leon shut up and drink your tea before we all have to hear about it
K: That's alright, I don't converse with old raisins anyways.
L: -Busy holding Cid back behind Kannon's visibility range-
K: Though I must ask...Does it matter if a few people died if I got the major problem down and most of the people survived?
MERLIN: How about we just say as long as the people in this room right now survive, it's all right?
L: Yuffie isn't here thou-
C: Fine by me!
K: ...If I'm going to be living here, he's going to have to watch where his beard goes, it might catch on my spikes...-Sitting on a chair...The spikes shooting through the wood-
AERITH: -Starts decorating K's armour with flowers, then frowns as they all wither and die instantly-
K: -Blinks at the black roses, shrugging as they all dissipate to nothingness.-
L: So then... we need to start looking for new immigrants to replace the ones that all died today.
A: Oh, maybe Kannon can help u-
LEON, CID & MARDIAX: NO!
K: Huh? What do you need assistance with?
L: Uh...
C: There's a big empty canyon on the other side of the Bailey.
MARDIAX: Perhaps you could go there and... fill it?
K: With what?
A: Fresh water would be nice
L: Yeah.... but not blood.
K: Water...Where am I to get so much?
M: You could always steal it...Or dig deep.
L: Well this entire area used to be flooded with water. Surely it must have gone somewhere. If you just go... you know... far away enough.. I'm sure you'll find it.
C: Yes. Don't give up, just keep on looking somewhere way out there.
M: -Whispers to Leon- Is my plan working?
K: Maybe if I go deep enough... I can unleash something powerful!
All: .....
C: He's gonna blow up the world, isn't he?
L&M: Probably
A: Aw, its great to see you so excited to help, Kannon!
L,C&M: >.>;
MARDIAX: Uhm...Just go deep enough to get the water.
K: But...The power. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MARDIAXi: Oi...
K: -Kannon goes to the valley, smashing into the flooring and digging to find a massive amount of untamed darkness shoot out from the ground-
M:...We're dead. Any last words guys?
C: I can think of a few, but they'd just come out as @s #s %s and *s anyway.
L: How about "This is all Yuffie's fault"?
M: That works...
A: Anybody want to buy a flower before they die? Only 1 munny.
-KABOOOM!!!!-
-The End-
I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao