Post by discord on Sept 6, 2008 15:12:53 GMT -5
So yeah, last night I was sleeping, and I had a dream involving Hideao, Angelus, and well, Sora (and Squall, the FF8 version). It was rather odd and rather funny.
Hideao, Angelus, and Sora all walk into a room, each from a different entrance. Sora from the front, Hideao from the back, and Angelus from the roof. Angelus lands on his back, whilst Hideao stares and Sora rushes to check on him.
Sora: "Are you okay?! That look like it hurt."
Angelus grinned and laughed. "Sure it hurt, but it was fun! Has anyone ever told you you're too nice to strangers?"
Hideao: "........."
Sora: "Well, Riku always said I was too trusting, but hey, I wouldn't have been able to get out of some of the jams I was in if I didn't have any help. Besides, you don't look like the kind of guy that could hurt anyone."
Angelus: "Why thank you!" Angelus smiled. He got up, grunted, and pulled Hideao's sword out. "Oh my gosh. What a pretty sword! It's like a rainbow or something! I just adore it! I bet your sister owned it didn't she?"
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Angelus: "Why? I was just complimenting your sword. Don't be afraid of you feminine side. Girls don't like that!" ♥
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Angelus was now mad that Hideao had told him this twice. I mean after all, he was just being friendly, even though he wasn't really a good guy.
Angelus: "Well, at least I haven't slaughtered thousands of people for Munny like you have!" Angelus pouted.
Sora: "He what?!" Sora took a step back.
Angelus: "Yeah, he has people pay him Munny to fight for them. Then occasionally he kills the people who paid him."
Sora: "That's horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Sora shook his finger at Hideao.
Hideao: "Well Angelus is too girlie. Something might be wrong there."
Sora: "He's just in touch with his feminine side! There's nothing wrong with that! Is there?"
Angelus: "No! In fact girls like a guy with a sense of sensitivity!"
Sora: "They do?!"
Angelus: "Yeah! And you're on your way to being a chick magnet!" ♥
Sora: "I am?!"
Angelus: "Yup!" ♥
Sora: "Cool. Maybe Kairi will dig me more now."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Sora: "Who?"
Hideao shook his head and replied. "Both of you."
Angelus: "Are you just saying that because you can't get a girl?!"
Hideao: "......."
Angelus: "You are! You totally are!" ♥
Hideao: "........" Then he took his sword back.
Angelus: "That's kinda cute!" ♥
Sora takes a step back again.
Angelus: "Sora you've got such a pretty face too!" ♥
Sora takes off now scared by Angelus' interest in him.
Angelus: "Wait come back! We have things to talk about! Who does your hair?!" Angelus chases Sora.
Hideao: "I really wish they would go to hell."
Squall, who had been here the whole time stands up, and walks over to Hideao.
Hideao: "........."
Squall: "..........."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Squall: "I have. Being around Seifer is like being in hell."
Hideao: "......."
Squall: "........."
Hideao: "I hate you."
Squall: "I hate you too."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Squall: "Already there."
Hideao: "How's that?"
Squall: "You're too much like me."
Hideao: "Go to hell emo guy."
Squall: "What did you say?!"
Hideao: "It's in all the papers. Go to hell."
Squall: "Fine."
Hideao: "......." He looked at Sqaul surprised. "Good."
Squall: "Yeah. Now I don't have to put up with you."
Hideao: "........"
Squall: "That's it! I am so getting an attitude adjustment!" He storms out.
Hideao looks at an eight year old, the only person left. "Go to hell."
The little boy runs off. "Mommy!"
Hideao: "......." He sighed. "Finally some peace and quiet."[/size]
Hideao, Angelus, and Sora all walk into a room, each from a different entrance. Sora from the front, Hideao from the back, and Angelus from the roof. Angelus lands on his back, whilst Hideao stares and Sora rushes to check on him.
Sora: "Are you okay?! That look like it hurt."
Angelus grinned and laughed. "Sure it hurt, but it was fun! Has anyone ever told you you're too nice to strangers?"
Hideao: "........."
Sora: "Well, Riku always said I was too trusting, but hey, I wouldn't have been able to get out of some of the jams I was in if I didn't have any help. Besides, you don't look like the kind of guy that could hurt anyone."
Angelus: "Why thank you!" Angelus smiled. He got up, grunted, and pulled Hideao's sword out. "Oh my gosh. What a pretty sword! It's like a rainbow or something! I just adore it! I bet your sister owned it didn't she?"
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Angelus: "Why? I was just complimenting your sword. Don't be afraid of you feminine side. Girls don't like that!" ♥
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Angelus was now mad that Hideao had told him this twice. I mean after all, he was just being friendly, even though he wasn't really a good guy.
Angelus: "Well, at least I haven't slaughtered thousands of people for Munny like you have!" Angelus pouted.
Sora: "He what?!" Sora took a step back.
Angelus: "Yeah, he has people pay him Munny to fight for them. Then occasionally he kills the people who paid him."
Sora: "That's horrible! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Sora shook his finger at Hideao.
Hideao: "Well Angelus is too girlie. Something might be wrong there."
Sora: "He's just in touch with his feminine side! There's nothing wrong with that! Is there?"
Angelus: "No! In fact girls like a guy with a sense of sensitivity!"
Sora: "They do?!"
Angelus: "Yeah! And you're on your way to being a chick magnet!" ♥
Sora: "I am?!"
Angelus: "Yup!" ♥
Sora: "Cool. Maybe Kairi will dig me more now."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Sora: "Who?"
Hideao shook his head and replied. "Both of you."
Angelus: "Are you just saying that because you can't get a girl?!"
Hideao: "......."
Angelus: "You are! You totally are!" ♥
Hideao: "........" Then he took his sword back.
Angelus: "That's kinda cute!" ♥
Sora takes a step back again.
Angelus: "Sora you've got such a pretty face too!" ♥
Sora takes off now scared by Angelus' interest in him.
Angelus: "Wait come back! We have things to talk about! Who does your hair?!" Angelus chases Sora.
Hideao: "I really wish they would go to hell."
Squall, who had been here the whole time stands up, and walks over to Hideao.
Hideao: "........."
Squall: "..........."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Squall: "I have. Being around Seifer is like being in hell."
Hideao: "......."
Squall: "........."
Hideao: "I hate you."
Squall: "I hate you too."
Hideao: "Go to hell."
Squall: "Already there."
Hideao: "How's that?"
Squall: "You're too much like me."
Hideao: "Go to hell emo guy."
Squall: "What did you say?!"
Hideao: "It's in all the papers. Go to hell."
Squall: "Fine."
Hideao: "......." He looked at Sqaul surprised. "Good."
Squall: "Yeah. Now I don't have to put up with you."
Hideao: "........"
Squall: "That's it! I am so getting an attitude adjustment!" He storms out.
Hideao looks at an eight year old, the only person left. "Go to hell."
The little boy runs off. "Mommy!"
Hideao: "......." He sighed. "Finally some peace and quiet."[/size]
I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao