Mini-Quest/Text Adventure/Interactive Fiction

[donald2]

Yayzers. About damn time.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

You are standing in the middle of a mostly dark cavern. Moonlight filters down from above. You can't remember how you got here, but you should probably get out. There's two exits. One to the east, and one to the west.

There ya go. I'm leaving this one open ended so that way you can screw up the plot as much as you want

[donald2]

I crouch down, sniff the ground and crawl down the east tunnel, still sniffing.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

You smell dirt. It's wonderful smelling dirt too. Smells sorta like coffee. Columbian coffee. Yummm.

You go east and find yourself in an odd chamber.... You aren't even sure what to call it. It has a furnace at one end with a goblin shoveling coal inside. He doesn't hear you come in.

There is a skeleton laying off to your left. It has something in its hand.

[donald2]

I get up and run at the goblin, trying to punt him into his coal pile/furnace.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

You run up and kick the goblin into the furnace.

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You feel a sense of smug satisfaction as you hear him screaming.

[donald2]

I pick up his shovel, and run over to the skeleton, and start bashing the things head in.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

It appears as though you have made good on your promise to come in cracking skulls. They never learn, do they?

Violinist:

You stare at the mummies for days, and then one of them falls on you.

YOU HAVE DIED.

Killed due to inactivity. Trap, you're coming up next. When I get around to it. *busy*

[donald2]

I start doing the soulja boy dance, staring at what the skeleton is holding at the same time.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

Solja boy off in this oh, watch me crank it, watch me... Oh, wait. Isn't there something better to be doing?

The skeleton appears to be holding a crude knife. Shame it didn't help him any.

[donald2]

I steal the knife and spin it, creating a circle of death. At the same time, I am looking for anything interesting.

[aleX]

.twilight.:

There's nothing interesting.

Trap:

You are in the middle of a forest. There is a velociraptor to the north, a velociraptor to the south, a velociraptor to the east, and a velociraptor to the west.

[servant]

... It took you a week to devise a no-win scenario?

I sprinkle myself with salt and pepper!

[aleX]

Hey, these things take time...

Trap:

The salt makes you sneeze and then all four of the velociraptors attack you at once.

YOU HAVE... woken up from a dream. You look around and find yourself in the middle of a forest. You are in the middle of a forest. There is a velociraptor to the north, a velociraptor to the south, a velociraptor to the east, and a velociraptor to the west.

Yay recursion!

[servant]

I'm either still dreaming, or royally screwed. I violently start clawing out my own throat so that at least I die by my own device.