A Character You Should Never Make

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To give everyone an example of what we mean by an "acceptable profile" I have here a prime exhibit of what you should not do when you make a character.

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~Basic info~

Behind every great individual, there is that voice which keeps them going onward and toward their next great adventure.

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Username ~ [Simply give your username. Your username is the name which you signed up with when you registered on the forum.]: alex

Other characters ~ [If you have any other characters on this forum, please list them so the staff can keep track of them.]: Clicky on my siggy.

Is this character canon? [Simply tell us if the character you are making is a canon character or not.]: No

Link to canon thread ~ [If this is a canon profile, please provide us with a link to the thread where it was accepted.]:

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~Character Info~

Waking up in the morning, your thoughts are cluttered. It takes a moment for you to fully become aware of your surroundings, but once you do, everything about your life comes back to you.[/center][/b][/i]

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Name ~ [Your character's name.]: The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer

Age ~ [How old your character is. If your character's age is 'unknown,' at least give an estimation or how old they look.]: 452 years

Birthplace ~ [Your character's home world. Keep in mind that this is a Kingdom Hearts fantasy forum, so the homeworld should at least be believable for Kingdom Hearts.]: Asian Blubber Cobra Dinny Elvis Far Gotten Home In Just Keeping Linear Mono Noptostic Original Plastical Quietly Rising Storm Thinkers Under Vehement Word Xylophones You Zing (it's the same exact thing as Earth, except with a different name)

Birthday ~ [When your character was born. A year is not needed, since you provide an age. If you wish to put a year, go assuming the current KH year is 2008.]: August 40th

Gender ~ [Your character's gender. Please keep it only to male or female.]: Female

Race ~ [What your character is. For example, human, anthro, Heartless, Nobody, etc.]: Spirit/scorpion/anteater/human/Chinese Panda/spotted leopard/chimera/cat/falcon/fish/skunk thing

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~Appearance~

As you are heading out the door of your house, a small glimmer of light catches your eye. You turn around and see a mirror, putting you face to face with your reflection.

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Physical appearance ~ [What your character looks like. This can be anything about your character's appearance, like height, weight, facial features, hair, etc. Provide at least enough sentences to give other members the opportunity to visualize your character.]: Despite all of the cross breeds and genetic manipulations, The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer looks mostly human. A very beautiful woman, who looks nothing like her age. The gills on her throat only enhance her beauty, drawing out her multi-colored, flashing, jeweled eyes. Her furry ears are mildly pointed, and they allow her to have hearing that is 200x better than a normal human. Her hands can turn into claws, and since she is part spirit, she has a mildly translucent appearance to her. Her hair is dark pink with shades of amber gold. She has a very fit body, despite her complete lack of any appetite whatsoever.

Clothing/Accessories ~ [Anything your character wears. Please provide enough information for other members to visualize your character. *NOTE* Clothing is not optional.]: The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer most often wears a rag headband and other pirate clothing. She has a monocle in the place of an eye patch, but no one seems to ever notice. Her cutlass is replaced with a magical katana (explained in the weapons section).

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~Personality~

As you're walking through the door, you see many sights that influence your mood. The different feelings that suddenly wash over you are many, leaving you with a strange mix of emotions.

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Alignment ~ [Put your character's alignment. This can be good, bad, neutral, etc.]: Good and Bad (split personalities)

Behavior ~ [Please provide a brief description of your character's basic personality. By no means is this meant to limit your character to a specific personality. It is meant to be the base from which your character will develop over your future role plays. Please provide at least five sentences.]: The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer has a strange condition that causes her to be completely different at different times. One moment she is an absolute doll, the nicest person you've ever met who takes nothing for granted and takes none of the credit but all of the blame. The next moment, however, she is an evil witch who steals from children and spits in people's coffee. Not quite a super villain, when in her evil state, The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer is known to rob banks, jump off cliffs without safety equipment, and rip the tags off of mattresses. Sometimes good, sometimes evil, always the best at what she does.

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~Weapons~

Suddenly, a Heartless appears in front of you, brandishing its claws and threatening to attack. You reach for your weapon and equip it, ready to defend yourself.

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[Please give a brief, physical description of the weapons your character wields. Provide at least enough for another member to visualize the weapons. *NOTE* Weapons can have additional abilities, but they must be put in the abilities section.]: The Almighty Super Katana OF DOOOOOOOMM!!!!
The weapon is a highly decorated blade that has been imbued with magical powers OF DOOOOOOOMM!! The weapon was passed on from The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer's training master, whom she met with during the summer in Japan's abandoned oceans. See the ability OF DOOOOOOOMM!! below.

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~Abilities~

Just as you're about to fight the creature, you feel the power of your ancestors filling you. The strength of a thousand men courses through your veins as you prepare for battle.

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[Here, you will make a list of any and all abilities your character has. Please read the rules posted about abilities, and do not make them overly powerful.]
[Insert Ability One name here]: Ability OF DOOOOOOOMM!!
[Description of ability] The Ability OF DOOOOOOOMM!! is a magical effect imbued upon The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer's katana. When swung, the katana destroys everything in sight. Except when she has her eyes closed.

Strength: [Weak, moderate or strong. Must be weak to start out with.] Weak (you should see this ability with Rank 2)
Uses: [Depending on ability, how many times it can be used during a post (like shooting fireballs) or how many times the ability can be used in a thread (Like a super punch or an area effect)] It can be used at any time, in any place. It is the most awesomest ability out there. No restrictions whatsoever. It's like Chuck Norris awesome. But better.

[Insert Ability Two name here]: Never Gonna Give You Up....
[Description of ability] The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer starts to Rick Roll everyone in the room and everyone in the immediate vicinity dies. This is especially useful for clearing cities that she wants to take over.

Strength: Weak (It only kills them... It's not like it disintegrates their very flesh into dust...)
Uses: Killing heartless. And other enemies. And allies. And anyone nearby.

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~History~

As you slay the last of the beasts, you put your weapon aside, and walk away, knowing your tale of bravery will be told for thousands of years to come.

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[Here is where you will record the tale of what has happened to your character so far. Please include all the background information that you feel necessary, but make sure it is believable to have such a character in Kingdom Hearts. Ten sentences minimum.]The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer has lived many years upon a planet called Earth. The 21st century was an odd one, compared to all those before it. Happy Meals, dying economies, Red China, Xbox 360, and the infamous Billy Mays *cringes*. In the year 2008, after George W. Bush's famous news conference in which he congratulated all of those "helicopter drivers in Katrina," The Honored Ichigo Mary Halala Jumping Sapphire Sue, Cactus Slayer discovered a time machine in a back alley of New York. Some homeless person was sleeping in it, so she threw him out of it and traveled not only to another time, but another world. For, you see, this was no ordinary time travel machine. It was a dark blue Police Public Call Box, often referred to as "The TARDIS." It was empty at the time, so she stole it. She traveled to a planet called Asian Blubber Cobra Dinny Elvis Far Gotten Home In Just Keeping Linear Mono Noptostic Original Plastical Quietly Rising Storm Thinkers Under Vehement Word Xylophones You Zing, which was fairly disappointing to her, due to the planets marked similarities to Earth. So, she traveled to Traverse Town instead. Much stranger, much more comfortable. Once there, she took over the town by threatening to sing "Never Gonna Give You Up," but since the citizens of the town didn't know what the song was, she sang it anyway, killing everyone nearby. T'was quite a show. Having a town to herself, she decided to travel. And kill things, of course.

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~Extra~

Before you embark on your journey, you see three weapons in front of you.
~ A sword <-- WOO!!! THAT ONE!!!
~ A shield
~ A staff
Choose wisely.

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[This is the Class system, seen as Warrior, Defender and Mage. The abilities associated with these classes still apply.

The choices you see before you reflect the very essence of what your character stands for. Please be sure to choose the one that applies to your character, and not you.]

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Mem, please don't kill me XD

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