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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 22:03:53 GMT -5
Ah...What a nice day it was, the winds were blowing back and forth to give a celestial breeze. But it was so damn hot! The Sun beat down onto the hot city of Agrabah with a strong wave of heat, it was so hot you could see the flames of temperature easily. A man with a maroon and black suit jumped from the pillars of the Palace, flipping toward and backward. Sometimes jumping straight up and grabbing onto ledges to pull himself up. Finally, the mysterious figure got to the top of the palace, laughing silently to himself and wiping his mask's forehead with a silent sigh of relief.
Moving over to the edge, he looked down to the citizens below, going about their business with huge robes as their attire. Don't those guys -EVER- overheat from all that clothing they are wearing? They looked like walking blankets, with no fashion sense at all. Turning around, he blinked a couple times before noticing someone was around, the masked marvel placed a hand to his chin.
"My common sense is tingling."
He said bluntly, looking around the large pillars for anyone around the area. He never did like it when people snuck up on him, it was quite frighting actually.
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 22:11:06 GMT -5
"Common sense? I wanna try that too!"
The yell came from a little higher, a silver-haired boy looking not out of his teens yet slid down the slippery bronze-coloured dome on his sandals, wearing nothing but short blue pants and a grey robe. His red eyes flared with excitement as he came down closer to the masked marvel with reckless abandon.
"If I break you apart can i take yours out?" he asked before opening his right hand and sending a straight purple beam of crackling electrical-like energy out at his would-be sense donor.
Certainly seemed like the kind of guy who needed some.
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 22:17:07 GMT -5
Meiser turned his head sharply, cart-rolling over to the side to dodge the crackling thunder that slammed into the palace surface below. Arching a brow then looking over to the strange Nobody, he had studied about them at one time. But those days were over, smirking beneath his mask and pointing to the gaping hole beside him.
"Hey! Got money to pay for that kid?!"
The masked marvel then ran over to the side, taking both his pistols from his holsters and spinning them around in each of his palms. Aiming them for the child, this was just what he needed, a bit of violence and some fun.
"Here's some common sense tips then, humanoids can't survive when bullets pierce their skulls!"
Firing consecutive shots, aiming four for his puny little head, and the others along his arms and legs. The electricity that boy produced was somewhat interesting to him though. Perhaps if he actually kills the boy, he could study on him and see what actually produces the strange power? Only time would tell, as the Psychotic Merc only grinned wickedly to the heat of battle.
"Now see if you can tell me any Common Sense tips, kid!"
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 22:23:44 GMT -5
"Oooh! A quiz game!? Awesome! I've never played one of those before!" the empty shell exclaimed and his slide slipped on purpose and turned into a clumsy roll which dealt him several bumps before he landed sandal-first on solid footing. He did manage to shake off the bullets with his ungraceful and thus unpredictable movement though. "Let me try! Let me try!"
Chaosin threw both arms forward but pointed at the floor. The deadly light beam sparked out of both his hands. At first they were close but he then swept them out quickly, causing a triangle-like section of the roof to be carved out around Meiser.
"Gravity makes things go down!"
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 22:33:04 GMT -5
Meiser stared down to his feet, sighing silently.
"Ah shit."
Then a hole was created beneath his feet, jumping swiftly to push against the falling piece of earth. Flying into the air and stumbling onto the roof, tripping over himself and finally landing onto his stomach. Slowly pushing himself off, he dusted his suit up and turned to the kid. Grinning, he knew what would be fun to give the kid. Lifting his right palm, he placed it onto his belt buckle, three images of himself appearing.
The real Meiser had snuck behind the huge pillar, waiting for his sheer moment to strike. One of the images bellowed while flailing his arms.
"Hey! Over here! I'm Meiser!"
One of the other images grabbed him by the neck and shook him around.
"No, I'm Meiser!"
The third one pushed both of them to the side and posed.
"No way, I'm Meiser. I'm way sexier than both of you."
The three images all began to fight, punching at each other and slapping their fellow brethren. Meanwhile, the real Meiser stood behind his opponent, pistol loaded. He placed it to the boy's back, bellowing.
"Bang!"
And fired it, shooting a bullet to the center of his spinal cord.
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 22:40:04 GMT -5
"Woo woo! Go righty! Go righty!" Chaosin called, apparently having chosen the Meiser on the right as the one to root for. He was swinging his right arm up in the air in a circle and whistling in encouragement. The kid was jumping up and down like a cheerleader when the shot came from behind, blowing into his lower torso but still just shy of his spine thanks to the movement. Chaosin stumbled forward from the force.
"Hey man!" the Nobody said, seeming a little perturbed at the one behind him. Black blood was starting to well out from the entry wound in his lower back. "Righty can't win without my emotional support. What are you, some kind of lefty fan?"
Having identified someone for "the rival team" Chaosin threw a punch. It sent out another beam from the fist as he swung, creating a bolt that followed his swing path.
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 22:49:41 GMT -5
Meiser's eyes widened as he saw the beam come out of the boy's fist and come at him with a strong force. Gulping he felt it push him and shock him at the same time, falling down the hole the boy created before.
"Ahhhhhh!"
He screamed and fell into the palace, slamming into a statue which broke into pieces from impact. Groaning, he stood and cracked his back, a loud crack heard.
"Ow...Ow...Ow..."
He whimpered, blood ran down his back, that was going to leave a mark. Smirking, he had an idea, pressing the button on his chest, his vitals went completely blank and he fell onto the ground. But something was beeping on the chest the whole time, his eyes turning completely red. Now he only waited to see if his enemy would take the bait, they usually all did.
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 22:53:48 GMT -5
"Aw... he fell down," Chaosin moaned, left hand holding on to his wound in the back as his upper body drooped forward, even as he walked to the edge of the hole. "Well, that's OK. I know what to do with things that fall down."
Both hands rose above his head. The unidentified energy began to gather at them, burning brightly.
"Make them go BOOM!"
And so he did. Two beams side-by-side were blasted down into the lower floor towards Meiser's body, though not for a second or two after Chaosin had made his exclamation. After all, you need to have the dramatics, right?
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 23:06:13 GMT -5
Meiser's body went back into action when he heard the words.
"Make them go boom!"
The sound waves from his chest shot all around the area, possibly causing a strong hear-ache to the boy up above. But those beams coming down at him were the main annoyance at the moment. He rolled over to the side, getting up and jumping forward as an explosion occurred behind him, which also sent him flying forward. Slamming into another wall, he slid down it and fell backward onto his back with a silent groan. A blood trail followed the merc, then he hatched another brilliant idea.
Jogging over to another hall, his blood leading the way if the boy got bored with randomly firing off his blasts. Electrical rods rose from his pack, electricity surging with power. Now he only waited for his opponent, red surges of lightning waiting to shock a being. He actually got the urge to do pelvic thrusts, and when his opponent would come around the corner, he'd hear.
"You've just been...Thunderstruck!"
Lightning rods firing the electricity into the air, then separating into tendrils to come down into whatever came into their path.
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 23:13:01 GMT -5
"Woah... trippy," Chaosin said with a smile as his body went all woozy from the pain in his ears. It made everything go all... shaky. He did manage to notice one thing in his delirium though.
"H-hey!" he muttered. "You didn't go... boom!"
The Nobody literally fell down into the lower floor since his head was still throbbing, but as his hands pressed down to lift him up from his face-plant onto to the floor below he didn't seem to mind. Instead he kept calling out "Nofair! I wanted a boom!" as he followed the trail of blood with wobbly legs, letting Meiser know exactly where he was as he came around the corner.
"I've just been... thunderstruck!"
Those were Chaosin's last words on his feet before the newly-fried Nobody fell backwards onto his bullet wound.
"Dude... can I have another?" he muttered, seemingly half brain-dead from the shock.
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 23:22:59 GMT -5
Meiser walked over to the boy, arching a brow as he looked over to the nobody. Patting the opponent's forehead and sitting beside the little chump.
"Wow, you want another? Damn, you must be some kind of masochist or something."
Meiser grinned from his joke, pulling the boy up and placing him onto his feet, looking over to his blood trail, then the damage they did. Looking around, he saw a couple of guards begin to stir up around the area, looking to the blood and then to them.
"Uhm...Kid, I'm broke. And you seem to be as well, so let's get the hell out of here!"
The guards all took their swords out, charging at them with anger. Meiser wrapped his arm around the small boy's waist and jumped out of the window and landing onto his feet from a very high jump. Standing, he gripped at his legs and winced.
"Ah, damnit that hurt!"
The palace guards saw his little jump, and took some rope and tied it up to a pillar inside the large structure, sliding down it to get to them faster.
"Huh, seems they aren't just chumps after all."
He muttered, smirking to his opponent.
"Hey, kid. Mind mopping up some guards with me, then we can continue?"
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 23:29:25 GMT -5
"That sounds like fun, mommy," the kid rattled off. He distanced himself from Meiser with a few rickety steps and then turned towards the guards climbing down. The Nobody reached to his back and pulled out a handful of black blood, which he flung at the floor below the wall they were coming down towards, repeating the process with his other hand and then again. The guards coming down seemed uncertain if they should continue, but they weren't given much of a choice.
"Bang!"
Pointing one finger a tiny bolt fired out, severing the top of the rope. When the mass of bodies crashed down onto the stone below it began to crack a little too easily, and when the last of them piled down it caved in entirely, dumping the bodies below.
Chaosin coughed up some smoke comically and then looked over at his opponent, the combination of focus and childishness returned to his eyes now. "First one to the garden in the back gets to throw the next punch."
He smirked, waiting for approval.
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Post by meiser on Mar 17, 2009 23:47:05 GMT -5
Meiser turned his head and watched all the guards fall to their deaths, or injuries.
"Look at that! A pile of fat guards make the best pillows!"
The masked marvel cackled, pointing and ridiculing the guards that were chasing them. Then turned to the kid, blinking and grinning right after, not saying a word his legs burst with energy. Speeding over to the garden and trying to be the first person there. If he was, he could show the boy one of his favorite doo-dads, and maybe he'd like it.
Shrugging, his main focus was to actually get there, bursting past statues and running on the pavement. He arrived in the garden, his feet pressing against the lush green grass. Inhaling the fresh air, he sighed in satisfaction, scouting out for where the boy was. Reaching down into his holsters, he pulled out his pistols and aimed for whatever suspicious movement came into his sights. Breathing growing heavy and adrenaline rushing, he knew this was going to be one of the longest battles he had ever taken part in.
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Post by Heroic Bilby on Mar 17, 2009 23:58:20 GMT -5
The Nobody was quick to start after Meise,r but the shock form before was still afflicting him and he wasn't able to go far on the masked marvel's trail before he stumbled out of lack of coordination and fell.
It looked like Meiser would have an easy win.... until!
Chaosin got himself back into a kneeling position and bursts of the electric-like energy rocketed from the soles of his feet. The teen was sent flying in a low forward diagonal motion, zooming towards the back garden. At least he was until his lack of muscle control pushed one leg in the wrong direction and he flew into the window of one of the palace towers. At least there was a bed in it. When he shot back out the other window the nobody was doing loops of uncontrolled flight until the energy just dissipated and he fell into the fountain below with a splash.
It looked like Meiser had an easy win.
"Your move, Mr. Sexy!" the Nobody said as he sat in the fountain after spitting up some water. "Hope you've still got something interesting left to show me!"
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Post by meiser on Mar 18, 2009 0:13:13 GMT -5
Meiser laughed at the boy's landing skills, splashing roughly into the fountain that sprayed water all over him. He was in water too, this was going to be even more fun than the last time he shocked him. Pressing a button on his chest again, four turrets erupted from his pack. Two on the bottom fired electrical nets, which would wrap around his opponent and shock him consistently to keep him in place. The other two on the upper half, fired rockets at the boy directly, screaming.
"This is what you wanted kid! A big boom!"
His stance was strong, and his pistols still in hand just in case the boy some how escaped his little death trap. He was in water, so the nets would be devastating to him if they made contact. And if they rockets did, who knows what might happen to the poor being? Shrugging, only time would tell in this bloody and hilarious battle the two men played out.
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I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao