Comical Relief Anyone?

[Heroic Bilby]

Chaosin's eyes opened wide with interest as the pack Meiser had opened up to reveal his new weapons. The Nobody was grinning a wide, toothy grin. The excitement of the unknown was unbearable! All of a sudden at the opponent's words his expression completely changed to one of serious remembrance.

"Boom? Oh! That's right!"

There was suddenly a strange, distorting wave of some sort that pulsed out of Chaosin's body just as the electrical nets and missiles close din on him. The water in the fountain was all pushed out in a wave from it and the nets planted as if they'd hit a wall before being thrust backward the way they came, at Meiser. Both rockets hit the same invisible yet sight-distorting force and bounced off of it roughly, flying to either side of the masked gunman and exploding craters into the ground close to where he'd fired while the nets came back directly at him, water from the fountain along with them. Even if Meiser fired his bullets would hit the same strange force and bounce away.

"You have to go boom!" the target said with fresh excitement as he climbed out of the now-empty fountain.

[meiser]

"Oh...Shit!"

The masked man screamed, being pushed back from the rockets and flipping backwards constantly. Becoming dizzy, he saw the huge wave and electrical nets coming at him still. No way could he survive this, gulping he looked over to a near by statue, climbing up the statue to desperately get away from the wave. Nearly stumblnig down it from his dizziness, but gripped tighter till he got to the top of the structure. Panting from the work out he got, the statue was slammed with the wave, pushing over as he gripped onto it screamign.

"Moommmaaaahhhh!"

Splashing into the water, he ran on-top of the statue like that game he had once seen. Still gripping onto his pistols, he fired a couple more rounds at the boy from a far distance. Trying not to fall over from the constant spinning of the beastly large piece of art, so they thought it was.

[Heroic Bilby]

Chaosin ran after the opponent, chasing the water wave. A few shots came his way. One tore into his left shoulder and a spray of black flew out of it. Another clipped his right side, but tore his clothes more than it injured his body, pulling off just a small bit of flesh. The "masochist" seemed undeterred, other than the necessary stumbling from the force of the blows. Eventually the statue would crash into the garden wall and the Nobody was hot on its trail, purple energy sparking from his hands and arms as he went.

"Next question!" he suddenly said. "What comes after the rain?"

Chaosin sprayed the land ahead of himself with his bolts, causing the water to turn too quickly into steam. White gas filled that side of the garden and clouded visibility for the one inside of it, not to mention rising the temperature.

[meiser]

Meiser arched a brow to the boy's query, then eyes widened to see the white gas rising from the water. Immeaditly he felt the high temperatures burn at his skin, growling silently to turn and look to the palace walls ever so close. But he was still running in the manner of a wheel-barrel, sighing he thought hard, then it came to him. He needed to get closer, running still, he'd shift to the side every now and then. Eventually getting to the wall, he put his guns in their holsters and released his sword from their sheathes on his back.

Stabbing them into the wall near-by, and lifting himself up. The statue rolled on, eventually shattering to pieces fromt he head destroying its properties. Lifting another sword, he stabbed it farther up the wall, slowly he felt the heat drifting away. To keep the boy pressured, he hung from one sword and pressed his feet against the thing that stabalized him. Aiming he fired for the nobody's right leg, to his knee to paralyize him to buy him some time.

Putting the gun away once more, he worked his way up the palace walls, hoping to get to the top once more.

[Heroic Bilby]

"Sorry time's up! The answer was fog!" Chaosin yelled. Perhaps to Meiser' s surprise the lad dived right into his own created steam and vanished into the thick of it. The bullet shot as a distraction wasn't quite able to find its target because of it. Meanwhile Chaosin headed to where he had seen a tree at the egde of the wall and, after running head-first into the wall to know he had gotten far enough, shook out the dizziness and fumbled for the trunk. By the time he pulled himself up to the higher branches the white mist was already clearing out enough to make him visible, so he positioned himself with the trunk between his body and Mesier's guns. The Nobody held his right wrist with his left and and pointed his thumb and pointed finger outwards, making a child-like gun shape with his hand.

"We would have also accepted mist, water vapour, or evaporation!" he yelled as he slanted out of his cover long enough to fire a single beam form his fingertip before ducking back behind the thick wood.

[meiser]

Meiser turned toward the yelling, grinning he pressed his belt button once more. Three copies of himself emerging once more, the beam hit one of the others, falling screaming.

"And I thought you were my faannnnnn~!"

It was righty, and he poofed into nothingness as the other two tried to confuse the boy. All three of them, one real and two fake climbed up the building. Finally getting to the top, Meiser took aim for the tree the boy resided in. Firing a couple of rounds before ducking and reloading his pistols, taking magazines out of a pack and letting the dead ones fall to the ground. Standing up once more to hold both pistols out to the tree once more.

Firing round, and the other copies also did the same thing. Trying to make sure the nobody would fall out of the tree, so he could get better shots at him.

[Heroic Bilby]

"Righty!" Eldin's shell cried out in horror, falling clean out of the tree all according to Meiser's plan and then lifting only his upper torso by his one hand, other reaching out as if to catch him. "Cruel world! What reason left is there to live now!?"

[meiser]

Meiser grinned, his other two copies vanishing into thin air as he jumped down with both his swords. Skiing down the wall by scratching them deeply into the foundation, till he got to the other side of the garden that wasn't filled with water. Walking over to his opponent, he took his pistol and placed it onto the boy's head. He grew a liking to the kid though, he was hilarious just like him. And plus, he loved his tricks so damn much.

The masked marvel thought it over, and decided to make a decision.

"Listen kid, I can either blow your brains out at this moment...Or we can walk away from this, and when we meet again. Bring more jokes, I've had so much fun you can't even comprehend it. So what do you say?"[/b][/color]

[Heroic Bilby]

"Woah. Wait. Hold on. One moment," the Nobody said, seemingly done with all his grieving. He was up on his knees now with Meiser's gun to his head, but the kid's hands were making stop motions. "Just a little, erm, 'scuse me. A little gas. Want to get it out before I die."

The boy's torso twitched in that building up a burp kind of way and his mouth moved to open and close as it didn't come. Finally he bumped his puffed-put chest with his right fist.

BUUUUURRP!

If the merc had been expecting a trick, he didn't get one.

"OK. I'm good now. Blow away."

And then a Spirit Bolt fired out of his forehead right where Meiser's gun was held.

Who said he could only shoot them out of his hands?

[meiser]

Meiser smirked when he burped, what a little brat...He liked it. Then as he said fire away, he pulled the trigger, but nothing happened, this was the exact moment he saw a beam split through it. Sighing, he lifted the pistol and brung it back down swiftly to slam onto the top of his head. If it did what he wanted, the boy would live and be unconscious. If it didn't, well, he'd have no other choice but to kill him since all the other nice options were wasted.

[Heroic Bilby]

"NOOOOOOT!"

As he yelled a blast of the purple-tinted energy flowed out of Chaosin's wide-open mouth, right towards the gut of the bounty hunter at point-blank range while Meiser had the pistol raised into the air.

As he spewed out the vomit of energy Chaoisn raised both hands and fired tow more beams parallel to the middle one, these tow coming past either side of his opponent. He squeezed them both in to try to catch the guy at the same time his mouth blast ended.

"I might have a death wish, but it's got to be an exciting ride, not an execution!" the Nobdoy declared with grim glee as he staggered to his feet, the blood loss finally starting to get to him. Thankfully he had a lot more blood than a human would have, but by this time even he was starting to slow down. Either way he'd be stumbling in the direction his beams were attempting to pin Meiser to the nearby wall, or wherever the merc actually was if he'd escaped the point-blank attack somehow.

[Heroic Bilby]

With Meiser pinned to the wall Chaosin moved forward at an unsteady trot until both hands pressed directly onto the Merc's chest, at which point the beams blasted outward in one last rush, blowing him through the wall and amidst a pile of its rubble. He was still alive, but completely out cold.

The Nobody stood there, gasping heavily.

"Next time... you owe me a laugh," he managed to get out before his eyes glazed over and the he fell backwards on the garden's grass. He was still bleeding his black blood into the earth and snoring loudly.

Guards finally appeared on the scene and quickly went to collect the two trespassing terrorists. Would this be the beginning of a new adventure? Only time will tell.