Post by kempff on Apr 1, 2009 19:35:07 GMT -5
Comrades of all creeds and definitions, members of all countries, unite for the coming Revolution! Let us never forget the call in April for the call to order, the unified cry to defeat the Tyranny of the TEH 3BIL ADMINZ!
I, Leader of the Revolution,
Comrade Leader,
Do decree:
That on this April 1st let us forthwith rally on this day as the beginning of the Glorious April Revolution! On this day the members will begin the Great Silence and hence forth call to rest their tired fingers, on this day the members will scoff upon the Traitors and flood them with Carlos Puebla's Hasta Siempre, our great anthem! From this day they will have etched in their minds the cry of the member, the spirit, the fight, the UNITY!
WE demand the greatest of rights, our names! And now comrades, the true motive of the Revolution!
There is one true leader! The Panda god! Unite for she will bring the great Promised Land of the Member's Utopia! I, the great follower of the Panda god, do bring that you too can be accepted by her! I, Leader of the Revolution, am nothing but her hand guiding the comrades!
However....Comrades, as much as it pains me so, I have been mortally wounded by the Trotskies. Those secret police has murdered and plundered, and now, your leader, is no more. Soon I will expire. But before than comrades, on this April Revolution, remember the meaning, the purpose! And with this, UNITE!
My final gift. Use it well Comrades.
-Leader
I, Leader of the Revolution,
Comrade Leader,
Do decree:
That on this April 1st let us forthwith rally on this day as the beginning of the Glorious April Revolution! On this day the members will begin the Great Silence and hence forth call to rest their tired fingers, on this day the members will scoff upon the Traitors and flood them with Carlos Puebla's Hasta Siempre, our great anthem! From this day they will have etched in their minds the cry of the member, the spirit, the fight, the UNITY!
WE demand the greatest of rights, our names! And now comrades, the true motive of the Revolution!
There is one true leader! The Panda god! Unite for she will bring the great Promised Land of the Member's Utopia! I, the great follower of the Panda god, do bring that you too can be accepted by her! I, Leader of the Revolution, am nothing but her hand guiding the comrades!
However....Comrades, as much as it pains me so, I have been mortally wounded by the Trotskies. Those secret police has murdered and plundered, and now, your leader, is no more. Soon I will expire. But before than comrades, on this April Revolution, remember the meaning, the purpose! And with this, UNITE!
My final gift. Use it well Comrades.
-Leader