And now it's time for
Nascent's Five Rules of Auditions, also known as
'So You Want To Play That Character, Do You?'Rule #1
DO YOUR RESEARCH
You can bet your bumpkus that I went back and re-watched Disney's Hercules before auditioning for Hades. Auditioning for a canon that you don't know very well / haven't been exposed to in a while is just
ASKING for a failing grade on the audition.
Rule #2
HAVE AN OPINION
It's just not enough to reiterate what you know about a character from their original story. A writer must be flexible, informed, and above all else
OPINIONATED! If you have no real opinion about a character, that apathy
will bleed through into your audition, guaranteed. If the character's a villain, form an opinion as to
why. What's their motivation? How'd they get started down this path? Same goes for heroes, though the ones with better-known histories may require a touch of psychoanalysis. Does the character have any unexplained aspects or "gray zones"? Form an opinion, along with a reasoning.
For instance, it's my firm opinion of Hades that he sees himself as both living in his brother Zeus's shadow and that he thinks he deserves more credit for helping defeat the Titans in that first war. Likewise, it's my opinion of Magus that, while he's given up all hope of seeing light within himself, he's willing to embrace darkness if it means protecting the light within his sister Schala and/or championing the kinds of causes she would want protected.
You must go
BEYOND what is known and into the realm of the speculative and abstract. Form as many well-considered opinions about a character as you can, then let them inform and "flavor" your writing.
Rule #3
OUTSIDE THEIR COMFORT ZONE
Ask yourself this: how would the character react if they suddenly, inexplicably found themselves in a place that runs contrary to their nature? For Hades, this could be Atlantica or the Pride Lands (Hades as a buzzard, now
that's an image!). Less remarkably, imagine the character spending a full day in a place that they normally wouldn't go and how they'd react. Magus on the beach or at a theme park strikes me as a poignant example.
Also ask yourself this: if I made it my mission to
REALLY push this character's buttons, what would I do? What gets under their skin the most? What would they react to, and what would they ignore? Try to avoid over-the-top dramatic stuff like "kill the person who's most important to them"; set your sights on more mundane and non story provoking ticks.
Rule #4
THE CHARACTER'S VOICE
This can be a
BIG ONE. If you want to audition for a character, familiarize yourself with their voice. Listen to every line of dialogue they have, and for those with little or none be sure to read any written dialogue
VERY CAREFULLY. Do your best to imagine the character having a conversation with one of your non-canon characters. If the "voice" in your head feels forced or you just can't "hear" the character's personality, go back to Rule #1 and work your way back. No,
seriously. I mean it!
Rule #5
TAKE YOUR TIME
Do not rush your audition, no matter what. Unless inspiration strikes you like a bolt of lightning, don't try to hammer out the audition post in fifteen minutes or less. Come up with one or more ideas, and write them down somewhere. Now take 30 minutes to 2 hours and
do something completely unrelated to writing or RP! This sounds strange, but it works! Professionals know this as the "fermenting" stage of writing -- the ideas have to brew like fresh coffee and then age like a fine wine. When you find yourself thinking back to the ideas and coming up with ways to improve them, begin moving into the writing phase! Strike while the iron is hot, and your audition will steam and sizzle with creativity and style!
(results not guaranteed)Best of luck, canon auditioneers!