Little Snips of the Psyche

[Khimera]

When I get too much muse, it will overflow in here for you all to enjoy. These can range from things I've said to huge novels to a little haiku, or a caption for a picture I saw.

Billard Cues
Come in two parts
That need to be screwed
together for use

xD Something my friend writes all over the place.

I wish it would never end
Sitting here beside you
on a hot summer afternoon
We sure pranked those janitors
and we stole a lot of food
Everyday afterschool
for two hours or more
I've got all the time in the world to play
so I can avoid those chores
Only three years of this now
the fourth, I'll be bored
Remember when we claimed that place?
Even though it wasn't ours...
And when we thought we heard a noise
we'd run away into the dark (and gain a few scars)
Remember when we hacked her locker
and plastered the books with jell-o
Yeah, that was us you bitch
You know we never really liked you
Remember those days when he liked me
and you liked him but didn't show it much
and after all, it's a was a pity date
so we dumped his ass at lunch
Remember when we did that illegal thing
and almost got put behind bars?
I hope that didn't go on your record
because frankly, I know you wanted to be Czar.
Remember the time we stuck that note
on that asshole's locker?
It was funny at the time, you now
Hilarious when I told it at soccer
Remember all the good times now
we'll probably forget them later
tomorrow will be another like them
We'll kick the ass of that hater.

This poem originated from when i thought of my friends and all the near-illegal shit that we do after school. I always have a blast getting in trouble. The best prank has to be when we stuck a wireless computer mouse in the ceiling. It belongs to a math teacher we hate (because he's CONSTANTLY losing our assignments). He still hasn't found it yet. xD

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[Kashew]

Love the poem, a little concern about your use of free time. Still thats taking a stand against "The Man", so what nearly-illegal stuff did you. Peaks my interest into space.

[Khimera]

Oh, you know, the usual. Just yesterday I did something illegal I didn't get caught for. xD It was hilarious.

My friend and I went to this mall across the street, and when we come back we decide that we're going to jaywalk because it's faster. Now, I don't like jaywalking. Not because it's illegal, but because I don't like the fact that there could be some speeding idiot or drunk driver running me over. So after five minutes of waiting, we decide that it's high time we run, and as we go there's a COP right FREAKIN' there down the road! So we're like OH SHIT WE GOTTA GO and book it across the street and hide in some bushes. xDD Luckily the cop must have let us go or wasn't watching the road because we didn't see him.

That wasn't the first time I hid in some bushes, though. I'm good at playing hide-and-seek. xD

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[Kashew]

LOL Oh man that is funny... you know the worst that could've happen to you is that when you jumped in the bushes you end up landing in some poison ivy.