Post by kempff on Aug 7, 2009 9:27:39 GMT -5
Perhaps the infatuation many role-players have with fighting in their threads (every other post) is due to some inferiority complex.
Perhaps their characters are creations from their "oppressed" psyche that only comes out when their parents aren't asking them to do homework.
Maybe even said role-players are secretly planning their life as a serial killer through each post.
For damned sakes though even if you have no life, please take a long breath before you espouse someone's eyes to the TL;DR wall of text riddled with euphoric fanboy/girl plagiarism off of the last episode of DBZ you saw.
To make this easy to follow for those with the attention span of...
Three easy rules!
1. Quantity is crap. Get to the point, visualize it, put some feeling in fighting, you are not an emotionless killing machine with years of experience like Clint Eastwood, Keifer Sullivan, Jason Statham, or Miyamoto Musashi (and three of those four are ACTORS, IRONY).
2. One bloody action per post. You are not Ares, Achilles, or even Hector; why are you using fifty attacks per post? Is RP a contest to who kills the most fictional characters in the most ridiculous manner possible? Do you win a prize for lacking to make the fight have substance? Then why are fights so utterly boring to read or endure?
3. Don't use Bleach, any DB series, One Piece, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Ronin Warriors, Power Rangers, Pokemon, Digimon, any Gundam, Blood +, Kenshin, Trigun, Samurai 7 (it pains me to include this), ANY FIGHTING GAME, etc, as material for fighting!
Super awesome guy pwns 1000 dudes each scene does not exist.
Good examples:
Metal Gear, Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo (they use real techniques! and notice they get hurt too! and they're disgusting people!), and really not much else.
I wish I could use examples other than anime, but I doubt there's any other similarity we all share.
SO STOP SUCKING UP MY INTERNETS WITH BAD, PRETENTIOUS FIGHTING!
Suck an egg once in a while and make fights good, dramatic, at least show enough emotion to be better than Jar Jar Binks.
(Written with intended sarcasm, because who wants to read TL;DR?)
Perhaps their characters are creations from their "oppressed" psyche that only comes out when their parents aren't asking them to do homework.
Maybe even said role-players are secretly planning their life as a serial killer through each post.
For damned sakes though even if you have no life, please take a long breath before you espouse someone's eyes to the TL;DR wall of text riddled with euphoric fanboy/girl plagiarism off of the last episode of DBZ you saw.
To make this easy to follow for those with the attention span of...
Three easy rules!
1. Quantity is crap. Get to the point, visualize it, put some feeling in fighting, you are not an emotionless killing machine with years of experience like Clint Eastwood, Keifer Sullivan, Jason Statham, or Miyamoto Musashi (and three of those four are ACTORS, IRONY).
2. One bloody action per post. You are not Ares, Achilles, or even Hector; why are you using fifty attacks per post? Is RP a contest to who kills the most fictional characters in the most ridiculous manner possible? Do you win a prize for lacking to make the fight have substance? Then why are fights so utterly boring to read or endure?
3. Don't use Bleach, any DB series, One Piece, Yu-Yu Hakusho, Ronin Warriors, Power Rangers, Pokemon, Digimon, any Gundam, Blood +, Kenshin, Trigun, Samurai 7 (it pains me to include this), ANY FIGHTING GAME, etc, as material for fighting!
Super awesome guy pwns 1000 dudes each scene does not exist.
Good examples:
Metal Gear, Princess Mononoke, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo (they use real techniques! and notice they get hurt too! and they're disgusting people!), and really not much else.
I wish I could use examples other than anime, but I doubt there's any other similarity we all share.
SO STOP SUCKING UP MY INTERNETS WITH BAD, PRETENTIOUS FIGHTING!
Suck an egg once in a while and make fights good, dramatic, at least show enough emotion to be better than Jar Jar Binks.
(Written with intended sarcasm, because who wants to read TL;DR?)
I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao