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Post by kempff on Sept 13, 2009 16:06:51 GMT -5
You're the one calling him 'daddy,' Timmy. I'll have you know he's a terrific Uke. Right, Akito? =D Edit: I misspoke. I meant Aki- hime. Does Akito let you kiss his hand once you're done begging for his attention (whilst he's &*^^%^ one of his hookers in the @$$ after doing some hard @#$#@$ in her ##@$@#)? Deep down I get you're all jealous I'm his son. ;D (gods know why though...) |
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Post by Beaver Dude on Sept 13, 2009 16:52:12 GMT -5
We are so mature. xD
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Post by Kashew on Sept 13, 2009 17:00:31 GMT -5
God this is too good...
I really wish I had some popcorn.
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Post by kempff on Sept 13, 2009 17:08:41 GMT -5
Hopefully people are used to the Akito-Kempff thing by now, I'm not being harsh because I am. It's because Akito beats me endlessly.
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Post by Akito on Sept 14, 2009 11:04:16 GMT -5
Hm~gods, eh? We'll see. For now, though...
He cried himself to sleep for the first time in his life that night.
He wasn't sure why, he wasn't sure for how long, he just knew that something great had been loss. And it wasn't the right ears of both Iris and Hero he now cuddled in a pickle jar close to his chest.
Trust built the foundation of every relationship. When he had asked her if that child, that lovechild of satan and Paris Hilton, was really his; she said yes. Perhaps to protect his fragile mentality, he believed her.
No more.
There was a familiar tapping on his door. Not her again.
x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.
They were in the E.R. for quite some time, both having promptly hopped in a car and made it to the nearest hospital while cradling the blood loss from the side of their head. They did not once consider their missing appendage; they were just glad to be alive.
They held hands as they were being stitched up.
"I...It wasn't as bad as I thought," Hero managed to stutter, thankful that he had convinced the nurse for a change of pants.
"Look, dear, we're matching," Iris beamed, pointing to their correlating missing right ears. It was a small price to pay for the future, right? Even if the half full glass is emptied, there is still all the time in the world to fill it with happiness; the happiness they would now both receive from one another.
PM me the roles you want to play here. Choose anything.
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Post by kempff on Sept 14, 2009 18:09:26 GMT -5
I don't need to tell you what to do for me, do I? You know that pretty well I hope.
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I did post in shades of grey if anyone even remembers that lmao