How to Survive Fantasy Fights

Heroic Bilby God Angy's Arch Rival![M:-7394] Watch Me Save The World! Posts: 1,744	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:15:50 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heroic Bilby on Jul 14, 2009 0:15:50 GMT -5 One Rule Per Post! Rule #1: Never blind a martial artist. Once robbed of sight they become 300% more efficient and deadly than before using a previously untapped sixth sense.
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:17:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 14, 2009 0:17:29 GMT -5 Rule #2: When you surrender, hand your sword to the victor hilt first.
	Last Edit: Jul 14, 2009 0:17:40 GMT -5 by Homac Everyone's Here! Greatest. Song. Ever.

angelous Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:21:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by angelous on Jul 14, 2009 0:21:25 GMT -5 Rule Number 3: When you kill someone, make sure they're dead.

Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:23:45 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 14, 2009 0:23:45 GMT -5 Rule #4: When you kill undead, make sure they're in pieces.
	Everyone's Here! Greatest. Song. Ever.

Heroic Bilby God Angy's Arch Rival![M:-7394] Watch Me Save The World! Posts: 1,744	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:31:39 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heroic Bilby on Jul 14, 2009 0:31:39 GMT -5 Rule#5: All that aiming practice you did with your guns was worthless.
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angelous Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:32:01 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by angelous on Jul 14, 2009 0:32:01 GMT -5 Rule Number 6: If a woman has fighting skills, and can hold her own in a fight, she can't claim the "You can't hit girls defense".
	Last Edit: Jul 14, 2009 0:32:21 GMT -5 by angelous

Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:35:03 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 14, 2009 0:35:03 GMT -5 Rule #7: Don't charge the enemy by yourself. It looks cool, and is dramatic, but it's suicide.
	Everyone's Here! Greatest. Song. Ever.

angelous Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:36:32 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by angelous on Jul 14, 2009 0:36:32 GMT -5 Rule Number 8: Honor is bull. Wait for someone to turn around then stab them in the back.

Heroic Bilby God Angy's Arch Rival![M:-7394] Watch Me Save The World! Posts: 1,744	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 0:38:14 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heroic Bilby on Jul 14, 2009 0:38:14 GMT -5 Rule #9: DON'T SHOW THEM YOUR BACK! (Unless you're a blinded martial artist, of course)
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 1:04:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 14, 2009 1:04:24 GMT -5 Rule #10: When the big villain is ranting, kill him!
	Everyone's Here! Greatest. Song. Ever.

Amari God Homac's Arch Rival? [M:-535] Reach for your dream and get it before it is too late. Posts: 133	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 9:11:19 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amari on Jul 14, 2009 9:11:19 GMT -5 Rule #11: The saying Cheaters never win is a lie. Trick the enemy if you have to.

donald2 Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 9:27:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by donald2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:27:25 GMT -5 Rule #12: Yes, aiming for the groin is acceptable.

Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 10:20:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 14, 2009 10:20:30 GMT -5 Rule #13: Unless you are certain of your victory, don't antagonize the dragon.
	Everyone's Here! Greatest. Song. Ever.

angelous Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 10:28:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by angelous on Jul 14, 2009 10:28:34 GMT -5 Rule Number 14: If you are the villain, give the hero a reason to save someone, then kill him while he (or she) is doing so.

Rocket! God FM's Favorite QM! <3 [M:-9200] Can YOU pull this look off? Can you? No, I didn't THINK so! BWAHAHAHA Posts: 1,875	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 14, 2009 10:38:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rocket! on Jul 14, 2009 10:38:47 GMT -5 Rule #15: If you don't land a punch in the first ten seconds of the fight, and you're not the hero, you've already lost.
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