How to Survive Fantasy Fights

[angelous]

#101. The most dangerous enemies aren't always the ones with the most hit points or the ones that deal the most damage. They are the ones who use their surroundings to their advantage, and manage to find your weak point(s).

[Amari]

Rule Number 102: Ignore every 17th rule.

[kempff]

#103: Internet Rule 34 does affect internet role-play; you are warned.

[angelous]

#104 Taking care of the trash doesn't actually mean that whoever said it is taking care of garbage. It could be reference to disposing of a body. If you haven't realized this by now then chances are, that body is yours.

[Faust]

Rule #105: Never carry a pack or a bag of any kind. You're a hero, not a packmule; if it can't magically fit inside your pockets, then you don't qualify to be the main character.

[angelous]

106: Death is not your enemy. He's just the guy that cleans up the mess when the other person is done killing you.

[Faust]

Rule #107: If you get the ultimate weapon, and you've only been on the quest for a few hours, it's not the ultimate weapon. Sorry.

[Rocket!]

107b) In all actuality, that ultimate weapon will be iconic and used almost anywhere referencing your game. But you won't have it more than three minutes.

[angelous]

109)


If you ever have a vision like in Final Destination, just go do whatever you and your friends were going to go do. Chances are you'll all die anyway. Cause if you don't go die then, chances are at least one of you will be killed by ninjas. Or pirates, depends on where you are.

[kempff]

#110

If you give a man's wife a foot massage, you will get f***ed up.

[Homac]

#111: With a dress and some minor accessories, even the most masculine characters can look like beautiful women.

(Here's looking at you, Cloud!)