How to Survive Fantasy Fights

[Homac]

Rule #86: If you know you're about to fight a big enemy, make sure you're stocked up on supplies.

[angelous]

Rule 87: Bushido code clearly dictates that items are not allowed to be used in a fight.

[Rocket!]

Rule #88: Destroy the honorable samurai before they decide their life is worth more than the Bushido Code, and pulls out their equivelent of an atomic bomb.

[angelous]

Rule 89: Members of rp forums by the name of Rocket! who won't say their gender aren't to be trusted. After all, they may very well be evil robots bent on world destruction... Or something.

[Rocket!]

YOU LIE!!!!!

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Erm, Rule #90: Books are the most deadly of all weapons. Don't believe me? Go tell Zexion he looks like a girl.

[Kashew]

Rule #91 Never put your trust and support on a person who's gender you can't make heads or tails of. It's going to get you in the back later, when you're asleep.

[angelous]

92: Anyone who has the canon Stitch is not to be trusted or listened to. They are fembots.

[Rocket!]

Rule #93: Want to die in your sleep through horrifing methods truly unmentionable? Provoke the people who don't give out personal information and aren't afraid to throw the nearest skyscraper at you! No easier way to gaurantee loss of life. See Rule #91 for details!

(This rule is aimed at people using Kamikaze style attacks, because they obviously want to live to see their next fantasy fight. Therefore, they survive to survive the fantasy fight.)

[Amari]

Rule #94: Screw honor, kill them while they are defenseless or haven't drawn their weapon. Or they have a chance of hurting you or killing you.

[kempff]

#95. In famous battles from ancient Japan, knock over Giant Enemy crab and attacks it's weak point for massive damage. Use the real time weapon change.

[angelous]

#96. Godzilla is nobody's ally. It will do whatever the hell it wants. Leave it alone, and when you see it, run away in terror.

[Homac]

Rule #97: If you aren't controlling the giant robot from inside, stay away from the battlefield!

[Rocket!]

Rule #98: The best way to survive fantasy fights is to never get into one. NO I DON'T CARE WHAT HE CALLED YOUR MOTHER GET OVER IT.

[Faust]

Rule #99: Any object, no matter what it is, can be equipped as a weapon. Yo-yo, guitar, comb with a piece of wax paper over it, puppies, anything. Not only can you equip it, but it will be stocked in the weapon shop next to the broadswords and battle axes.

[Akito]

Rule BIG 100: Resetting the game ensures you never have to lose. Breaking the disc doesn't mean you've defeated that enemy though.