How to Survive Fantasy Fights

Night Sky God [M:0] The Vigilante Posts: 165	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night Sky on Jul 16, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5 Rule#59: Yelling out, "Hey! Listen! I'm going to swing my sword at you now, so get ready!" is not a good way to attack your opponent.
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How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:18:45 GMT -5

Post by Beaver Dude on Jul 16, 2009 21:18:45 GMT -5

Rule 5960: In contrast to rule 58 and 59, if you're a melee character with special, flashy attacks, yell their names in as loud and as convincing a voice you can. The villains, wily foxes that they are, will totally think you're trying to trick them.

Note: This may backfire. A little. Try not to attempt this while sneaking about.

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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:25:39 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 21:25:39 GMT -5 Rule #61: Never ignore the little kid on the sidelines. Chances are he's either a powerful mage, or can fully heal the rest of the party. See: Genis Sage
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nascent Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:25:47 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nascent on Jul 16, 2009 21:25:47 GMT -5 ~~#61~~ #62:[/b] If the boss has a final form, and that form has a main body and two hovering bits, KILL THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!!!
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:30:37 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 21:30:37 GMT -5 ^hehe Lavos... Rule #62: If a man offers to sell you a ring of invincibility for cheap, don't do it. Most likely, it's the ring that is invincible.
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nascent Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:37:52 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nascent on Jul 16, 2009 21:37:52 GMT -5 #63: Listen to whatever song's playing in the background. If it's not your theme music or the generic 'heat of battle' melody, GET THE HECK OUTTA DODGE!!

Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:41:18 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 21:41:18 GMT -5 Rule #63.b: Rule #63 doesn't count if Rastel Feinschmecker has just taken the field. His theme just overrides everything.
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Night Sky God [M:0] The Vigilante Posts: 165	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:48:35 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night Sky on Jul 16, 2009 21:48:35 GMT -5 Rule#64: If each of your bosses die after three separate six hit attacks, the you're playing a pretty easy fantasy fight.
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:51:13 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 21:51:13 GMT -5 Rule #65: Just because you can move things with your mind, doesn't mean you should always do it.
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How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:53:12 GMT -5

Post by Heroic Bilby on Jul 16, 2009 21:53:12 GMT -5

Rule #66:That thing you just happened to find right before the fight? Take that out. You're definitely going to want it on-hand.

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Night Sky God [M:0] The Vigilante Posts: 165	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:53:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Night Sky on Jul 16, 2009 21:53:57 GMT -5 Rule#67: The best time to strike is during an attack that goes into a drug out cutscene. Unless its one of those lame ass turn based fights.
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 21:54:15 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 21:54:15 GMT -5 Rule #67:Don't. Piss off. The shopkeeper. EVAR.
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nascent Guest	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 22:05:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by nascent on Jul 16, 2009 22:05:21 GMT -5 #68: If you're the villain, and you're fighting the hero in one climactic battle to the death, and you haven't read *The Evil Overlords List* yet... well, sorry, but you don't have a chance.

Amari God Homac's Arch Rival? [M:-535] Reach for your dream and get it before it is too late. Posts: 133	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 22:08:28 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Amari on Jul 16, 2009 22:08:28 GMT -5 Rule #69: If using spells with long incantations make sure you have speed and a weapon. Plus be able to move and cast, i know most people cant double task so be careful.
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Homac God ~Champion of Action City~[M:-2050] Posts: 667	How to Survive Fantasy Fights Jul 16, 2009 22:10:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Homac on Jul 16, 2009 22:10:25 GMT -5 Rule #70: If you know the parameters for your Hi-Ougi, get to them and use it fast!
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